Redneck Bar & Grill

Q: Why was six afraid of seven?
A: Because seven ate nine.

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A guy from Red Deer was down on his luck. He took his last $1000 and went to Las Vegas.
He had a fantastic run of good fortune on his first night there. He stumbled out of the casino and pulled out his cell phone to call his wife. “Honey, pack your bags. I just won over a million dollars in Vegas.”
His wife was excited and said, “That’s wonderful. What should I pack for…Europe, the Carribean?”
He replied “I don’t really care, just be gone when I get home.”

A man entered a pun contest in the local paper . He sent in ten entries and waited for the contest to be judged, because he really hoped one of his entries would win.
Unfortunately, no pun in ten did.

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