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25.07.07 # 7:46 # Current Affairs # No CommentEarlier this month Alberta Premier, Ed Stelmach was viciously attacked while helping out at a pancake breakfast in Calgary. A woman calmly approached him past his oblivious security forces and pulled out her weapon; a chocolate cream pie. Fortunately, she only grazed the Premier and was taken down before she could reload.
When Stelmach, appeared at another pancake breakfast in Edmonton yesterday, he left nothing to chance. He surrounded himself with with three layers of security. City police officers on bicycles, sheriffs in uniform and plainclothes security staff all kept a watchful eye on the civilians. Stelmach reportedly was also wearing a "wash-and-wear" type suit with Scotch-Guard.
Apparently, this is a slow time of year when it comes to attending the official duties of the Premiers office. Stelmach has little else better to do with his time than to tour Alberta flipping pancakes, shaking hands and kissing breakfast sausages.
Rumour has it that the terrorists are planning to use berry based pie in future attacks due to the greater stain damage that they can cause.
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