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A man went to the hospital to have his wedding ring removed from his penis. Apparently, his girlfriend found the ring in his pants pocket and got so mad at him. She used some lubricant to slip the ring on his penis while he was asleep. I don’t know what’s worse:
1) Having your girlfriend find out you’re married;
2) Explaining to your wife how your wedding ring got on your penis;
3) Or finding out your penis fits through your wedding ring.

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According to Snopes.com, an urban legends site, this story is based on actual emergency room visits all over the place.
Now personally, I don’t think I ever sleep so soundly that anyone could pull a ring over my naughty bits. Most guys would also tell you that there is no way you could get it on there!

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