Redneck Bar & Grill

I’m not going crooked on you here. I am going for complete un-non-disclosure. Try to keep it in mind that this is for not-unreal. If you can’t live without trustlessness out of your life, then who can you not distrust? and if you can’t not handle distruthfullness, you can’t handle the truth! (Thanks, Jack)
The misdishonest shall inherit the earth, unless they lose their copy of the will. Do you see what I am saying here? Good, then at least one of us does.

Does a triple negative make a positive? I shouldn’t dislike to hate to  think so! If you add you get negative, multiply and it ends up negative. I wonder if human conflict is the same? John  hit first, so Doug hits back in righteous fury. Now John retaliates, in fear of his life. And at no point does anyone think, "We need more clowns, with monkeys!"

Ah, the ultimate triple negative. Three evil things. Clowns. Monkeys. Nazis. Put them together and what do you have? A Nazi clown with a monkey. Now that’s about as bad as it can get! I can see the children running, their eyes wide in desperate fear as they search for any way to escape that horrible flaming nazi clown and his evil monkey.
Anyways, my point is, I really like misdishonesty in a person, it seems like they are lying, but they are really misleading you into thinking that. And I really dislike clowns, especially clowns with swasticas and monkeys.
If you are a clown, I am sorry to prejudge you on the basis of clowns I have known. I know, you might be completely not-trustless, and maybe you don’t have a monkey or a symbol of hatred. In that case, here, have a beer !