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Save An Endangered Species. The Slot Back Pig Needs Your Help!

SlotbackI’d like to draw the plight of the slot backed pig to your attention. It seems these creatures are being slaughtered in record amounts recently. One minute the porcine will be contentedly dozing, it’s belly full of valuable mineral rich food. The next thing it knows, some human has brutally smashed the pig open to root through it’s entrails for contents that can be traded for goods and services on the white market.
Many would claim that the pigs’ purpose is to collect coins and cash for the owner, only to be destroyed on a whim to retrieve the money. They might be correct, but it is still sad.
So, What can regular people do to save this noble beast?

1. Just keep saving. Prolong the end!
2. Use mayonnaise jars instead. Just make sure you empty and wash them first.
3.If you must use a pig, get one with a plug in it’s belly so you can reuse your little piggy instead of murdering the poor, trusting critter.

If you are just looking for beer money, and you live in a place with container refund, gather up your empties and head on down to the bottle depot. Don’t kill your buddy for a quick Blue Beaver fix.

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  • Gerri said:

    Poor Piggies! I still have a few of these left, I used to have a huge collection. Now I collect bags.. luggage, handbags, organizers, pouches.. it’s an addiction really.

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