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How can you add a little excitement to a boring weekend, or even a Tuesday night? The answer is, do something new! Right now, at least 69% of North Americans are suffering from Distinct Underwhelming Lack of Life. DULL, as this syndrome is referred to in medical journals, is a real problem. Do you feel DULL in your everyday routine? Have you noticed anything DULL about the television programming, or your commute to work?The good news is, there is a cure for a DULL life. Almost any outrageous behavior will bring an end to DULL routines temporarily. Try a few of the suggestions below. I promise you that none of them will leave you bored.

1. Bungee jumping using a homemade rope. This one will take a little preparation, but the rush of excitement will more than make up for it. You need to gather up about 100 lbs. of elastic bands, hair scrunchies  and rubber tiedown straps. Full instructions for making your very own bungee rope can be found at www.bullshitexample.com  Once you have the rope, go to the closest bridge and have some fun!
2. Get a tattoo that covers your entire chest or back. The process itself can be quite painful, but never dull. After you have the new artwork, find excuses to walk around with your shirt off in public and enjoy the attention. This one is very effective for the ladies, but even hairy guys with beer bellies will get some stares.
3. Quit your job,sell your house or move out of your rental, and move to a war torn or poverty stricken country. In many far away locales, you might be one of the few with shoes! Imagine the status. Instant top of the ladder. You would be the life of the party, especially if you bring food.

These are just a few examples of how to cure DULL. With a little inventiveness, and a few Blue Beaver Beer, you can probably come up with even better suggestions than mine. Feel free to share any other ideas you might have !

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