Redneck Bar & Grill

Two quick lesbian jokes for you.

A guy walks into a bar and orders a beer. After a couple of sips he looks up and sees a woman sitting at the end of the bar. He calls the bartender over and says he’d like to buy the lady a drink. The bartender says “Listen pal, let me save you some trouble. She’s a lesbian”. The guy takes a second, thinks it over, shrugs his shoulders and says “That’s ok. I’d like to buy her a drink anyway.”

So the bartender brings the woman her drink. The woman lifts her glass and gives the man a nod of thanks. The guy gets up from his bar stool and saunters over to the woman. As he’s sitting down on the stool next to her he says “So, what part of Lesbia are you from?”

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A cowboy walks into the Redneck Bar and Grill and sits down at the bar next to a beautiful girl. He orders a beer and tries to strike up a conversation with her.

She shuts him down right away. “Don’t bother, Tex. I’m a lesbian. Go hit on someone else.”

“What’s a lesbian?” the cowboy asks in confusion as he takes a swig out of his beer.

“I’m only interested in women, so men don’t have a chance with me,” she replies as she gets up and leaves.

A while later, the bartender notices the cowboy sitting there with his shoulders hunched up and his face sad. “What’s wrong, buddy?” He asks.

“I just found out, I’m a lesbian,” He says as he looks at the empty Blue Beaver Beer in front of him.