I Left My Opinion In My Other Pants
10.09.07 # 16:46 # Uncategorized # One Comment"I have opinions of my own –strong opinions– but I don’t always agree with them."
-George Bush
I couldn’t agree with you more there George. Just the other day when I was at work I was talking to a co-worker just outside of my bosses office. In a voice loud enough to be overheard I stated that I believed my boss to be not only the smartest and funniest guy I know, but also the most handsome, in a totally non-gay way (not that there’s anything wrong with that). I expressed this opinion quite strongly and when my co-worker responded with a puzzled look and the word, "Huh?"; I made sure to defend my statement (again in a loud voice). I told him that he was a jerk if he disagreed with me and he didn’t deserve to be working for such a visionary.
Now, of course I didn’t really agree with this opinion. I merely stated it, vehemently, in order to score some points with my boss. I’m pretty sure I can look forward to a raise if I continue to have similar opinions that I don’t agree with. I suspect George is doing the same sort of thing. He has opinions that he thinks the U.S. American public will want to hear, but he doesn’t actually agree with said opinions. The opinions he probably agrees with are something along the lines of, "My daddy and his friends are really cool. They got me this awesome job."
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I don’t agree with many of the voices inside my head.