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A teacher was giving the first graders an example of the sense of taste using a bowl of lifesavers.
She had the children say what each color of lifesaver tastes like.
Red………………….Cherry
Yellow……………..Lemon
Green……………….Lime
Orange …………….Orange

Finally the teacher gave them all HONEY lifesavers.
After eating them, none of the children could identify
the taste.
Well," she said, "I will give you all a clue. It’s
what your mother may sometimes call your father."
One little girl looked up in horror, spit her
lifesaver out and yelled,"Oh, my God, they’re assholes!"

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