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Comment RSSThe Britney/K-Fed Conspiracy
22.09.07 # 5:39 # Uncategorized # No CommentThe other day at work somebody said that they heard on the radio that there was a rumour going around that someone ordered a hit on Kevin Federline. To me this sounded quite surreal, so I did some investigating. I dug deep, peeled back the layers and got to the real untold story. The first page that came up when I Googled the subject said that police had investigated a report of a contract hit of K-Fed, however the case was closed due to insufficient evidence. That felt really anti-climactic to me. I just knew there had to be more to the story, so I searched through the deepest darkest caverns of my own mind and I discovered some shocking discoveries.
There is a conspiracy going on here. Someone had to have started the rumour about the contract hit, even though there wasn’t really a contract taken out. It had to be someone who had a great deal to gain from the rumour, but not from an actual hit. Who could benefit from the media hype surrounding such a fantastic story? Britney Spears might be the first name that comes to mind, since her and Federline are engaged in a custody battle. However, she would only benefit if he truly was rubbed out. No, there is only one person who would stand to gain from a media investigation of a fake plot to kill Kevin Federline. That one person is none other than…Kevin Federline himself.
Think about it. He’s supposed to all tough and gangsta; if word got out that someone wanted him eliminated it would increase his "street cred". In addition; if someone paid for a hit on him, the most likely suspect would be Britney. Therefore this story would make her look like an unfit mother (she should be providing for her children instead of squandering her money on frivolous things like contract killers). With a rumour about a plot to kill him (and no actual death) Kevin stands to gain an awful lot. Ergo, he started the rumour himself. He is truly more cunning and devious than he looks and that’s saying a great deal.
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