Redneck Bar & Grill

At work the other day, while I was sitting in the lunch room; a co-worker sketched this portrait of me.  I was very flattered; the sketch really captures my essence.  Just looking into the eyes of the picture, you can see the true depths of my being.  You know that within lurks the mind of a genius.  You can also see the strong jawline, a sign of my rugged masculinity.  My haircut is a no-nonsense style that easy to take care and thus I waste no time "doing" my hair.  The safety-sunglasses on my head show that I am readily prepared to protect the "windows-of-my-soul".  The prominent proboscis is ideal for sniffing out rats and weasels, especially amongst co-workers.  And that little scribble high on the cheek bone…well, I’m not sure what that is.  Artistic interpretation, I guess.  That’s how I see my portrait.  You may disagree, in which case you can go to blazes (where-ever that is).