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Early Sunday morning, in Winnipeg, Manitoba; two teenage girls carjacked a 46-year old man.  The girls approached the man who was sitting in his pickup truck and convinced him to get out by claiming that they were cops.  The girls then bound the man’s hands, raided his pockets and took off in the truck.

Eventually the man broke free and called the real police, who subsequently found the truck and the girls.

Thus far there has been no statement from the man as to why he would have believed that two teen-age girls were actually police.

The girls have been charged with robbery, forcible confinement, impersonating a police officer, driving without a license and drug possession.

Speculation is that the the girl’s lawyer will use "The Simple Life" defense.  They were merely acting in a manner similar to what they had seen their idols, Paris and Nicole, doing on t.v.  The only official statement from these two girls has been, "That’s hot."

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