Redneck Bar & Grill

Whew! You would not believe last week. Not only did I work 13 hrs per day, including commute, but some of the weirdest things happened. It was like the complete reverse of Ernie’s experiences last week.
I literally couldn’t believe it when my teenage son got in a fight with his mother and stormed off. I mean, what kind of teenager does that kind of thing? It was like the twilight zone.
I got up the next morning and all the breakfast stuff had completely disappeared! It was almost like someone had eaten it all and no one replaced it. Or aliens snuck in and took it while we were  sleeping….. Too bizarre.
And then that whole paycheck thing. All of a sudden, on Monday, a deposit was made into our checking account. It was like magic. One minute, negative balance. Next minute, money! And the weird part was, the amount deposited matched exactly the number on my pay slip! In a universe where things like this happen, how can you not be amazed? It was almost like it was pre-arranged between my work and the bank.
And then there was the Tom Norton’s incident. I went through the drivethrough and ordered a large coffee and a bagel. When I got to the window to pay, I was informed that my items had already been paid for by the person in front of me. Thank you, whoever you are! Boy, what a week.

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