Dear Ernie,
What you gon’ do with all that junk; all that junk inside your trunk?
Patty with the Black Eye in Los Angeles
Dear Black-eyed P,
Well, I do have rather a lot of junk inside my trunk right at the moment. In fact I have been feeling lately like there is too much. Some […]
Entries from August 2008
Fans of Junk
November 30th, 2007 · 10 Comments
Tags: Ask Ernie
Red Deer Band Blows Us Away
November 29th, 2007 · 2 Comments
As part of the Grand Opening celebration down at the bar, I was able to book a local, Red Deer, band called White Noise. This trio of musical geniuses are really revolutionizing music. Their biggest hit so far, “No Feedback” is an incredibly complex work. They just turn on amplifier and crank it all the […]
Tags: Music
How To Be Cool Tip # 43: Give Before You Ask, Promote Others Before Yourself
November 29th, 2007 · 6 Comments
We all want to get ahead. We all want more traffic, more comments, more links, more online friends. How can we attract these desirable outcomes? There are a lot of methods and techniques you can use to go after your fame, or whatever you are trying to achieve with your online ventures. I’m going to […]
Tags: How To Be Cool Tips
What’s The Difference Between A Cow And A Coyote?
November 28th, 2007 · 3 Comments
Recently, in Colfax Township, Michigan; a man shot a killed a neighbour cow. He was hunting coyotes at the time. Authorities and the cow’s owner are skeptical as to how he could have mistaken the two animals. The county prosecutor is being urged to press charges due to the fact that hunting coyotes is illegal […]
Tags: Current Affairs
What Are The Chinese Up To?
November 27th, 2007 · 1 Comment
A little while back our beer buddy, Gerri, over at http://www.absolutelytrue.com/ broke a rather disturbing news story. It seems that the Chinese have decided to make hair ties out of used condoms. That right, I said used condoms. Now, personally I haven’t needed to use a hair tie since I shaved off my pony-hawk […]
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Redneck, and Proud Of It!
November 26th, 2007 · 3 Comments
I know that right now, there are those among you thousands of eager readers that are deeply concerned for us. You might be asking yourself, ” Why did these two nice boys label themselves Rednecks? I simply detest redneckish behavior. Do they really want to marry their cousin and live in a house trailer, eating […]
Tags: Rants and Observations
Open For Business
November 26th, 2007 · 4 Comments
Alright folks this is it the beginning of a new era. After much time and effort (mostly on Tim’s part) we have moved into our very own restaurant/pub. The Redneck Bar & Grill is now open for business. For all of the fans of Blue Beaver Beer, don’t worry there will still be more than […]
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Bothered By Big Brother
November 25th, 2007 · 4 Comments
Dear Ernie,
Why is it always Big Brother and not Big Half-Brother or Big Cousin?
Hari from Down on the Corner
Dear Hari in the Corner,
This is an intriguing question. As most people know it was George Orwell who originally came up with the concept of Big Brother watching you. But why did he choose an […]
Tags: Ask Ernie
Run That Red Light
November 25th, 2007 · 1 Comment
Lately I’ve been hearing a lot of talk about red-light cameras. Most people seem to feel that they are, at best, unecessary and, at worst, an utter waste of taxpayers money. The more I think about it the more I have to agree. Why should “Big Brother” be monitoring whether or not we run a […]
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Arrogant Worms and Bearberry Crunch
November 19th, 2007 · No Comments
Tags: Adventures in Real Life