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A Gift of Flowers

November 1st, 2007 · 1 Comment

Two
friends, a blonde and a redhead, are walking to a cafe when they pass a florist’s shop. On the way by the window, the redhead spots her boyfriend inside, buying some flowers.
The Redhead sighed and said, "Great, my boyfriend is buying me flowers again."

The blonde looked kinda funny at her and said, "You don’t like getting flowers from your boyfriend?"

The redhead said, "I love flowers! The thing is, he always expects something afterwards, and I just don’t feel like
spending the next three days on my back with my legs in the air."

The blonde says, "Don’t you have a vase?"
 

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1 response so far ↓

  • 1 Gerri // Nov 1, 2007 at 10:31 pm

    hahahaaa…. ok.. I don’t know what I expected the punchline to be, but this caught me totally off guard. Love it!

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