We’ll start with Alberta to soften the blow a little:
How does a cowboy in Alberta practice safe sex?
He draws a big red ‘X’ on all the animals that kick.
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Two Newfoundland brothers were working at Fort McMurray, but were called home to their father’s funeral. They got leave from work and flew back east. A week later, only one of the two men returned. As one of his last wishes in his will, their father had requested to be buried at sea. After repeated attempts the two brothers managed the job, but they lost three shovels and one of them drowned.
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Two men took a small boat out fishing off the coast of Newfoundland. They looked all day for a good spot, and finally found a place where the fishing was excellent. As they were getting ready to go back in, one said to the other, "How are we gonna find this place tomorrow? I don’t want to waste all that time again."
"Simple. We will draw an ‘X’ on the floor of the boat."
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3 responses so far ↓
1 poor jokes // Jun 21, 2008 at 10:36 pm
X on the floor was hilarious
though i thought it otherwise wen i read only the last line
bt got it aftrwards
2 trade show display // Jun 23, 2008 at 8:13 pm
I’m wondering if somebody above drives a Dodge truck and hails from Eckville.
~ Steve, the trade show display guru (and Ford driver)
3 Tim Ebl // Jun 24, 2008 at 5:21 am
Hey Steve:
Your guesses are pretty close.
Now, how did you know that? I bet you can see me running all the Steves I know through a big black imaginary memory filter. No matches yet, still processing…..
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