A little while back our beer buddy, Gerri, over at http://www.absolutelytrue.com/ broke a rather disturbing news story. It seems that the Chinese have decided to make hair ties out of used condoms. That right, I said used condoms. Now, personally I haven’t needed to use a hair tie since I shaved off my pony-hawk back in ‘99. However, if I still was using them I would be pretty damn revolted if I found out it was made from a used condom. If you read the whole story, Another Product From China That You Do Not Want, you will learn that there is some risk of catching an STD from these things.At the end of the post Gerri poses this question, “So are they (the Chinese people) stupid by manufacturing everything with lead and STD’s .. or do they just not give a sh*t?”I got to thinking about that question and I started to wonder just what the hell was going on over there. After much Blue Beaver Beer followed by wild imaginings of complex conspiracies I came to an inescapable conclusion; the Chinese are trying to kill us!
Think about it. They’re making toys with lead paint, hairs ties from used, disease ridden condoms and I recall reading something about a bun made out of cardboard. Clearly they have realized that Communism isn’t working out the way the hoped, and their takeover of the world with computers and trucks is moving too slowly, so they have decided to try and poison the “Western Capitalist Pigs”.
You’re right. They want us dead. All of us and our mothers.
P.S.
I like the new place ya got here.