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Fans of Junk

November 30th, 2007 · 8 Comments

Dear Ernie,

     What you gon’ do with all that junk; all that junk inside your trunk?  

                  Patty with the Black Eye in Los Angeles

Dear Black-eyed P,

     Well, I do have rather a lot of junk inside my trunk right at the moment. In fact I have been feeling lately like there is too much. Some might argue that the more junk in your trunk the better; however I definitely feel that there is a limit. Of course every individual will have to decide for him of herself exactly how much is enough and how much is too much.

But to answer your question; I intend to keep some of the junk inside my trunk. But I am currently looking for a way to lose the junk that I do not wish to hang on to. Maybe if I go for a run down to the junk yard, check to see if they have any room for my excess junk, then run back home; maybe by that time some of my will just sort of disappear if I leave it just sort of hanging out.

Dear Ernie,

It sure seems like you have have an answer for any question imaginable. Even ones that seem like they should have a really short simple answer, you always go well below the surface to come up with a complex and enlightening answer. I must say I am quite astounded. I suspect that you could, as the scholars say, “wax poetic” about any subject. You just go on and on, but in a good way. Tell me, is there any end to your wit and wisdom?

                                      A Fan in Boise

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8 responses so far ↓

  • 1 jblu // Nov 30, 2007 at 11:13 pm

    Hah, too funny! ;) It’s kinda nice of you to actually answer the first nonsense question…or is that an inside joke that I’m not aware of?

    jblu’s last blog post..Blog, It’s What’s For Dinner!

  • 2 Tammy // Dec 1, 2007 at 4:12 pm

    I sure hope men like junk in the trunk because I sure have some in mine. LOL! I love your bar, I think I might become a regular.

    Tammy’s last blog post..WHERE DID HE GET THAT HAIR?

  • 3 hari // Dec 1, 2007 at 8:11 pm

    Haha… very nice. This is the kind of stuff I like to read (and write) as well.

  • 4 Ernie // Dec 1, 2007 at 8:27 pm

    There are no nonsense questions, only nonsense people…such as myself.

  • 5 Gerri // Dec 1, 2007 at 11:02 pm

    Be sure to keep some of that junk, you never know when you might need it.

  • 6 RT Cunningham // Dec 2, 2007 at 9:44 am

    Hey, Ernie, I think Tim needs to give you a raise. (Anything’s better than zero, right?) :-)

  • 7 Ernie // Dec 2, 2007 at 4:44 pm

    Well, I guess so long as he doesn’t pay me in junk-bonds. But I could always sell some of my junk to Gerri.

  • 8 Tim Ebl // Dec 2, 2007 at 7:55 pm

    Ernie, I’ve decided to generously give you half of everything we make off this blog! Can I pay you in comments?

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