Dear Ernie,
What you gon’ do with all that junk; all that junk inside your trunk?
Patty with the Black Eye in Los Angeles
Dear Black-eyed P,
Well, I do have rather a lot of junk inside my trunk right at the moment. In fact I have been feeling lately like there is too much. Some might argue that the more junk in your trunk the better; however I definitely feel that there is a limit. Of course every individual will have to decide for him of herself exactly how much is enough and how much is too much.
But to answer your question; I intend to keep some of the junk inside my trunk. But I am currently looking for a way to lose the junk that I do not wish to hang on to. Maybe if I go for a run down to the junk yard, check to see if they have any room for my excess junk, then run back home; maybe by that time some of my will just sort of disappear if I leave it just sort of hanging out.
Dear Ernie,
It sure seems like you have have an answer for any question imaginable. Even ones that seem like they should have a really short simple answer, you always go well below the surface to come up with a complex and enlightening answer. I must say I am quite astounded. I suspect that you could, as the scholars say, “wax poetic” about any subject. You just go on and on, but in a good way. Tell me, is there any end to your wit and wisdom?
A Fan in Boise
Dear Fan-Boi,
No.
Hah, too funny!
It’s kinda nice of you to actually answer the first nonsense question…or is that an inside joke that I’m not aware of?
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I sure hope men like junk in the trunk because I sure have some in mine. LOL! I love your bar, I think I might become a regular.
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Haha… very nice. This is the kind of stuff I like to read (and write) as well.
There are no nonsense questions, only nonsense people…such as myself.
Be sure to keep some of that junk, you never know when you might need it.
Hey, Ernie, I think Tim needs to give you a raise. (Anything’s better than zero, right?)
Well, I guess so long as he doesn’t pay me in junk-bonds. But I could always sell some of my junk to Gerri.
Ernie, I’ve decided to generously give you half of everything we make off this blog! Can I pay you in comments?
Take it to a junk yard.. they’ll either sell it or burn it.
Ernie,
Great minds think alike!
I saw the post title “Fans of Junk” on the recent comments and immediately thought of “Monkey Business” and Junk in the Trunk. I clicked through to make a wittty comment based on the connection and found out the post WAS ABOUT THE CONNECTION! You guys must be mind readers of the future. Just brilliant.
Anyway, we’ve got some JUNK in my wife’s trunk, literally. We don’t use her car much, but I had to load it up with important stuff recently when we had to prepare to evacuate (close call with a wildfire, never had to). When I opened her trunk, there was all this junk. I put it by the side of the house to make room for the important stuff in the car. Well, that was weeks ago. And do you know when the junk is now. Thrown out you ask? NO! It’s back in her trunk! – Steve (co-owner of too much junk)
Lol. Trash on my trunk along with personal stuff. I’m so lazy to clean it that I better leave it there.
Only if you could take a look at my trunk you’ll find just trash. lol, not proud of it but hey!!