Redneck Bar & Grill

You have just been touched by the special Christmas Snowflake. The snowflake will settle on your forehead, melt and then be absorbed into you. It will fill your spirit with a very special warming chill. This warming chill will provide you with an overabundance of special good cheer and feelings of happiness like the kind you get from reading true romance/crime drama books in the bathroom. These feelings will stay with you all year and whenever you’re stuck in traffic you’ll feel the special warming chill all over again. In addition to the happiness and cheer; when the Christmas Snowflake melts on you, you will be granted one wish. Whatever your heart desires will come to you (except if you ask for more wishes, no one likes a wish pig).
Just read what happened to Bufford Judd of Caroline, AB when the Christmas Snowflake touched him. “I was touched by the Special Christmas Snowflake, and when I felt it’s warming chill, I made a wish. I wished my wife would get bigger breasts. Sure enough, when she got home, she showed me. She had got 6 oz chicken breasts instead of the usual 4 oz; I was just so happy. The Christmas Snowflake really works.”
Now you have been touched by the Christmas Snowflake. Make a wish now and it will come true. Then pass the special Christmas Snowflake on to 63 of your very closest friends. You must not break the chain; if you do you will find your vehicle completely covered with cat feces and your pets will be carried off by a Central Alberta Dingo. Please keep the chain going and pass along the Special Christmas Snowflake.

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