Redneck Bar & Grill

Well, we’ve mostly recovered from that Bash in the Skull we had on Monday night at The Redneck. There’s no better way to ring in the new year than a massive head trauma. It was a wild night. We came pretty close to running out of Blue Beaver Beer; towards the end of the night I was starting to worry that Tim or I would have get into our private stashes of Blue Beaver Beer gift baskets. Fortunately it didn’t come to that. The Bar Brawl Tournament was a huge success. We had a lot of new participants who tried really hard, but came up just a bit short. The new singles champion is none other than “Crazy Eyes” Larry. I suspect he won due to the fact that he can look to his left and his right at the same time, so no one could sneak up on him. In a huge upset Tammy and Gerri were narrowly defeated by the team of Solay and Peltiere. However, the decision was reversed after a urine test revealed a lack of performance enhancing drugs. So Tammy and Gerri are still the tag team champs. They also showed a practical use for their brawling skills. Later in the evening when the band White Noise performed their smash hit, “Telephone Busy Signal” the crowd went crazy. A bunch of them started moshing (which we are not licensed for) so Gerri and Tammy “escorted” them out the door; head first. Of course they just enjoyed that, so they continued to mosh in the parking lot. All in all I think a good time was had by everyone.