My friend Sandi recently forwarded the following police bulletin to me. Apparently it came from a friend of a friend of an R.C.M.P. officer. It is a warning regarding a problem that is occurring with increasing frequency. I felt obligated to pass this alert on to all of our patrons.

Police are warning all men who frequent clubs, parties and local pubs to be alert and stay cautious when offered a drink from any woman. Many females use a date rape drug on the market called ‘Beer’. The drug is found in liquid form and is available anywhere. It comes in bottles, cans, or from taps and in large ‘kegs’. Beer is used by female sexual predators at parties and bars to persuade their male victims to go home and sleep with them. A woman needs only to get a guy to consume a few units of Beer and then simply ask him home for ‘no strings attached’ sex. Men are rendered helpless against this approach. After several beers, men will often succumb to the desires to sleep with horrific looking women whom they would never normally be attracted.

After drinking beer, men often awaken with only hazy memories of exactly what happened to them the night before, often with just a vague feeling that ‘something bad’ occurred. At other times these unfortunate men are swindled out of their life’s savings, in a familiar scam known as ‘a relationship’. In extreme cases, the female may even be shrewd enough to entrap the unsuspecting male into a longer term form of servitude and punishment referred to as ‘marriage.’ Men are much more susceptible to this scam after beer is administered and sex is offered by the predatory females. Please; forward this warning to every male you know.
If you fall victim to this ‘Beer’ scam and the women administering it, there are male support groups where you can discuss the details of your shocking encounter with similarly victimized men. For the support group nearest you, just look up ‘Golf Courses’ in the phone book.

If anyone out there should happen to encounter any of these types of predators I would like you to call me immediately. I am in the process of training myself on how to deal with this sort of thing. I believe that after studying many hours of documentary footage entitled, “Chick Flicks” I am uniquely able to get into the mind set of these females. I will drink the “beer” that they offer and then I will engage them in hand-to-hand “no-strings-attached” sex (when I say ‘hand-to-hand’ I don’t mean it literally). If I can save just one man out there by taking on one of these “relationships” myself, then I will feel like a true hero. And if I get free beer out of the deal, so much the better.

11 Responses to “A Warning To All Men”

  1. Tammy says:

    Oh Man!!!! You caught me!!! That’s exactly how I got myself a husband and 2 kids.

  2. Ernie says:

    Just keep giving him beer, it will cloud his judgement and you will continue to get away with it.

  3. hari says:

    I am a Proclaimed Saint and therefore need no protection against anything at all :p

  4. Troy says:

    Thanks for the heads up! I’ve nearly been victim to a couple of these scams in the past. Not only do men have to be on the lookout for “beer”, but these women also cast a spell known as “voodoo poonanny” which has been known to completely incapacitate some men. :)

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  5. ken from Cheap web hosting says:

    That is a good one. If she was good looking she does not need to buy a guy a beer she just has to ask. If your in a bar and a girl is buying you beer to get you to gohome with her. You know she will look different in the morning.

  6. Jay from Background Check says:

    Yeah!When you’re under the spell of that beer thing, you will look at her differently. I just hope she’s pretty and cute!

  7. Engel from background checks says:

    Most sexual predators (who are women) are not cute and they are really horrific. Besides, if they are stunning and pretty, they would never use Beer just to bring home a man because men are easy-to-seduce beings. So just beware especially to bar goers.

  8. Tom from Queen bed frames says:

    The world is a dangerous place! Thanks for getting the word out about this ‘Beer’ thing, I get the feeling that we’ll be hearing more and more about poor unsuspecting guys falling victim to this devious scheme!
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  9. terry from sex toys says:

    When women pursue their aims, they become very dangerous. Nowadays there appear many swindlers, who decoy men on the crook. Well, men, be more careful, don’t succumb to women’s tricks.
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  10. nina from Security guard says:

    I am absolutely stealing this. Men are not the only ones who can commit date rape, give them a beer and it’s just too easy.

  11. James from Adult Toys says:

    That is a funny one. If she was good looking she does not need to buy a guy a beer she just has to ask. If your in a bar and a girl is buying you beer to get you to gohome with her. You know she will look different in the morning.

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