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An Offer You Can’t Resist

Dear Ernie,
What are you talking about?
Curious in Condor
Dear Condorious,
I’m taking about rainbows!

Dear Ernie,
I am a former courier mistress. I was wondering if you and I could have an investment and confidant relationship. All I need is for you to assist me in claiming some funds I concealed in a metallic trunk box in a trusted company. The amount to be deposited is is $13.5 M USD. This money was supposed to be used by the President to acquire some properties in Africa. All I want from you is honesty and sincerity. All major cost including shipment charge, demuurages charges have already settled. I wait earnestly your very kind and urgent response.Thanks and God bless you. Please do not reply this mail to the email you are reading from kindly reply to below email address for personal reasons: speak2laarni@life.com. Await your response
Ms. Laarni Enriquez in Cuba
Dear Cuban-Laarni,
Despite your poor punctuation and grammar, this sounds like it couldn’t possibly be bad for me. I will make sure to send you all my banking information in order to expedite the deal.

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7 Comments »

  • hari said:

    I ask you to invest in the Papa Hari Bank. Guaranteed return of 66% per annum on your money… provided of course, it’s safe.

  • Gerri said:

    Ernie,

    Sounds like you’ll be really very rich soon! That means you’ll be able to help me expedite the transfer of funds that were left to me by the late Prince Zaztristana of Albiquicka. All I need is your trust and honesty, and the contents of your bank account. Is that too much to ask?

  • Ernie (author) said:

    I can do that, no problem. Just give me all the details regarding your bank accounts and I’ll transfer my account to you.

  • Tammy said:

    Hey, can i get in on this deal? hehe

  • Charles from Las Vegas Real Estate said:

    I guess she must have moved from Nigeria or China. :) Of course, they wouldn’t keep sending them out if they didn’t work occasionally!

    Charless last blog post..Looking at the Las Vegas Real Estate Market

  • ken from Cheap web hosting said:

    No she did not move from nigeria she is vacationing in cuba with the money from last person who sent thier bank info. Thanks i needed her new email she never got back to me after i sent my money to her.

  • Hanna from Conquest Authority Bonus said:

    I’m confused! Why is everybody sending so much bank information? Why not just empty account, convert into cash, bundle everything up and just send that!

    Hannas last blog post..Secret Cash Blueprint, Craig Beckta’s Third Secret

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