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Entries from August 2008

Redneck Retirement Planning

March 29th, 2008 · 4 Comments

Following Ernie’s lead on his video posts, I too decided to rely on the writings of some clever unknown individual. The following email joke ended up in my inbox, so be aware I only gave the math and figures a quick glance. This does seem like a typical redneck retirement plan, though:
If you purchased $1000.00 [...]

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Tags: Redneck Ramblings

Sext-Messaging on my new iPhone: part the Second

March 29th, 2008 · 6 Comments

Alright; so I had wanted to put both of these videos on one post, but apparently that is beyond my personal capability. Or more likely, through absolutely no fault of my own what-so-ever, the combination of the YouTube code and the blog template create some sort of a worm hole which messes up the site. [...]

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Tags: Other People's Videos

Sext-Messaging on my new iPhone

March 29th, 2008 · No Comments

Well, I’m having some difficulty finding any topics to write about. Therefore, why don’t you watch a couple of videos of someone else being creative and funny. As for me I’m going to go watch some “real” t.v. I’m certain that if I channel surf long enough inspiration will hit me like a ton of [...]

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Tags: Other People's Videos

That Word Is Senseless

March 25th, 2008 · 3 Comments

No doubt by now everyone in the world is familiar with the use of the suffix “-izzle”. Popularized, I believe, by Snoop Dogg with his, “Fo’ shizzle my nizzle.” Utter gibberish. No one knows what such a thing could possibly mean. Far too many other people just throw that particular suffix [...]

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Tags: Things That Suddenly Occurred To Me

Quit Your Job & Work Online From a Redneck Paradise?

March 21st, 2008 · 10 Comments

For many of us, it sounds like the ultimate dream. Pack up your laptop and work online from a beach or tropical island. Make money online from the comfort of your own poolside lounge chair. Surf the waves, and then surf the net. Or travel the world and make money on your ‘niche blogs’.
Sharon Hurley [...]

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Tags: Redneck Ramblings

So You Say You Want A (Sandwich) Revolution

March 21st, 2008 · 4 Comments

It seems that everyone wants to be famous.  Of course the absolutely best way to do that is to have your own sandwich on our menu here at the Redneck.  It started with The G&T Grinder; and now we have two more additions.

First, the Canuckle-Sandwich; in honour of The Canucklehead, Lincoln.  It’s a triple decker [...]

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Tags: Beer Buddies · Food and Drink

Shaved Beaver Pics

March 19th, 2008 · 8 Comments

Due to the outrageous popularity of  the previous entry, Brand New Beaver Shots, I thought I’d give all you internet searching pervs something new to stumble on. Actually, this beaver is in the process of being shaved, so it should be good for a little extra thrill.  Notice this isn’t a Majestic Blue Beaver. I [...]

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Tags: Funny Pictures

How Could It All Go Awry

March 18th, 2008 · No Comments

     Normally, I frequently tell people that I have no life.  I usually have quite a lot of time to just sit around staring either into cyberspace or at the t.v.  I can just let my mind go blank until inspiration suddenly hits me upside the head and I come up with a topic to [...]

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Tags: Adventures in Real Life · Beer Buddies

Gary Gygax Fails His Saving Throw

March 13th, 2008 · 4 Comments

Growing up my friends and I played Dungeons & Dragons, a lot (and just for the record I never once considered myself a geek). Those days have since passed; and now, sadly, so has the creator of D&D; Gary Gygax.

Gygax started out playing miniature war games such as Gettysburg. His love of science [...]

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Tags: Current Affairs

The Food of Champions

March 11th, 2008 · 11 Comments

     I have made a new addition to the menu here at the Redneck.  To honour the Monday Night Bar-room Brawl Tag Team Champions, Tammy and Gerri, I have named a sandwich after them; The G&T Grinder.

Piled high on a fresh baked sourdough mini-loaf: thin sliced prosciutto ham, shredded sharp cheddar cheese and crisp baby [...]

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Tags: Beer Buddies · Cooking