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6.03.08 # 7:00 # Rants and Observations # 10 Comments
Well, I can only assume it was some little pissant. Perhaps he was out with his ne’er-do-well friends just looking for trouble. They came across a car sitting there minding it’s own business and they decided they would bash in a window. If only a car could walk up could walk up and give them a bash in the side of the head. That would be justice.
Alas, the parents of these slackers are probably too busy surfing the internet looking for pictures of scantily clad members of the opposite sex (and as we all know it’s takes a lot of time and dedication to find that sort of thing on the internet). I recall, once in the folly of my youth, I kicked someone’s car. My father saw me and he literally kicked my @$$. It was a lesson that stuck with me.
I guess what we need is some sort of a “super-nanny” who can come into our homes with a television crew and show us exactly how we been raising our children to be lawless animals. Then she can teach us hoe to give the children a “time-out”. This will allow the child to reflect on how he/she has done something wrong and he/she will be able to see things from the parents point of view. Imagine disciplining children without pain or humiliation. If we all use this “super-nanny” to help us raise our children we will very soon be living in a Utopian society.
And I won’t get my car window bashed in.
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What idiots! I hope they get a shard of broken glass down their throats the next time they do this!
Yes; so long as it’s not a shard from another of MY windows.
While I’m not against pain as a deterrent, using a hoe on your children just seems like overkill. Cheers!
(note: see above “Then she can teach us hoe to give the children a “time-out”. )
Damnit! What the stink do I pay that spell checker for?
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That sucks! Maybe they’ll get an infection for the broken glass and need a tetnus shot in their butt.
I have to disagree with Canucklhead. A hoe is definitely not overkill in this situation. Especially if it’s a backhoe.
(Sorry about your window.)
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And then I went and misspelled “Canucklehead.” DAMN!
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I think we can all agree that using only the handle of the hoe would be acceptable. Only the use of the hoe end would constitute overkilll. And I think we can all agree to mis-spell a word or two here and there.
Ok, this is not the worst that can happen to your car. Please.
My car was vandalized one time, someone got on top of it and jumped up and down and then pulled the windshield wipers off. But please.. that’s not the worst either..
One time, downtown in the college town that I worked in.. someone was SO FOOLISH as to leave the top to their convertible down while they went bar-hopping downtown.
Ok, one of these college kids that SHOULD have had the entire hoe used on them.. umm.. well… they SHAT inside the car.
That’s pretty much the worst act of vandalism I’ve done.. umm.. I mean.. I’ve heard about.
One time we were robbed by a very well mannered delinquent (possibly raised by the Super Nanny). This polite thief, completely removed the back window of our car without damaging it, set it gently in the back seat, then stole the stereo and a couple of CD’s!
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