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Comment RSSSince I found out we were submitted for review at http://iwillfuckingtearyouapart.blogspot.com/ a day or so ago, I was a little apprehensive. Turns out the review was scathing on some points. I guess I never knew, Canadians just aren’t funny! I can now join the ranks non funny, short bus Canadians everywhere. With names like Jim Carrey, Lorne Michaels, …
Article Archive for April 2008
Home » Archive » April 2008We Hav Been Bith Slapthed! Oh, The Humanity….
30.04.08 # 19:52 # Rants and Observations # 25 CommentsThe Ninja and The Blogger
29.04.08 # 7:38 # Fake News # 3 Comments
So, I sat down at my computer the other day; about to write the greatest post of my entire career as a blogger (at least in my head it was). All of a sudden I heard a faint rustling behind me. I turned around and what should my astonished eyes behold:
That’s right a genuine, certified Ninja. Well, I mean I …
How To Be Cool Tip # 126: Join JD’s Irresistible Fat Bird Squeezing Craze!
27.04.08 # 9:49 # How To Be Cool Tips # 9 Comments
There seems to be a need for a how-to on big fat bird squeezing. Surprises me, too. What surprises me even more is to realize that I know how to squeeze a plump bird properly. Go figure. I guess it’s just specialized redneck knowledge. And no, this isn’t related to choking chickens or spanking monkeys. That’s a different post …
HHO Hydrogen Generators & Safety | Good Electrical Connections Reduce Explosion Hazards
24.04.08 # 16:38 # Videos I uploaded # 4 CommentsIf you saw my other post on HHO hydrogen generators, you know we like to build our own homemade fuel cells. This stuff isn’t rocket surgery, folks. Even us rural Alberta rednecks can make a functioning HHO hydrogen generator from common hardware store items. Having said that, there is the potential to make a dangerous explosive device by accident. In …
If You’ve Got the Money, I’ve Got Your Dis-Ease
23.04.08 # 7:19 # Uncategorized # 10 Comments
Quite often in movies/t.v. shows, characters will refer to money by naming the president who face appears on the particular bill. “I’ve got a couple of friends named Hamilton and Jackson who say I can get into this club”, or if it’s a comedy they might say “I have two friends named Washington and Jackson who say you can …
Redneck Lounge Patios Now Open in Rocky Mountain House
23.04.08 # 5:22 # Horseguard Valley # 6 Comments
You gotta hand it to our competition in Rocky Mountain House. They sure are smart, opening up their outdoor patio to get a jump on the Redneck Bar & Grill. No doubt the place will be packed!
Rocky Mtn. House (Rocky for short) is only 20 minutes from the Horseguard Valley. We’ve been having quite the storm up here. You can …
Spam is, Like, Poetry
23.04.08 # 5:06 # Rants and Observations # 2 Comments
It seems like some mornings I can see poetry everywhere. Why, even the spam is written with a haunting rhythm occasionally. If you take the porn and viagra links out of course. Here is a chunk from today:
microfilaria hurled thenabouts quint
verticalness esoterics priceite
momentaneous
That’s pretty enough to almost make you cry. How about this unpolished gem from the wastelands …
I’ve Got Meme On My Face
20.04.08 # 18:50 # Beer Buddies, Uncategorized # 8 CommentsWell, it’s taken me a while to get around to this (the post writers strike t.v. shows have been starting to show up), but our Beer Buddy Canucklehead “memed” us a little while back. Apparently I’m supposed to come up with 8 random facts/habits about myself. Now just a little while ago I made a video after getting …
Fun With Hydrogen: HHO Fuel Cells and Hydrogen Generators
15.04.08 # 19:50 # Videos I uploaded # 14 CommentsEverybody knows that rednecks love explosions and do it yourself projects that use potentially explosive substances. Another thing rednecks enjoy is cars and trucks that make a lot of noise, or that have been modified. What better way for us Alberta Rednecks to spend our time than combining our hobbies?
I already know what you think you are going to see! …
Do I Make You Hungry? Do I?
15.04.08 # 19:26 # Rants and Observations # 6 Comments
I was reading an interesting article the other day about how these scientifical-type people have been studying appetite and hunger. They have discovered that there are two types of hunger, brain and stomach. And of course when you diet, you are attacked by both types.
Now; while this study is rather interesting, I am outraged by the methods they used to …
