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10.04.08 # 21:41 # Adventures in Real Life # 8 Comments

So I was wandering around the city today, just taking in the sights.  When you grow up in Redneck country, a city with a population of 85, 000+ seems to be filled with endless wonders.  And today was no different.  I saw a truck pass by and the name on the door said, “Low Speed Transport”.

I thought to myself, “What an amazing place we live in that offers such choice in how quickly you want your freight moved.”

I’m sure lot’s of people have had a feeling the “Rapid Trucking” or “We Move It Now” were just too fast.  They need things transported but there’s really no rush at all.  Anytime within the next six or seven months should be just fine.  It makes me wonder if this concept would work in a restaurant.  You could come in tonight and place your order and then come back tomorrow to eat it.  How about low speed blogging; all of you can keep coming back everyday to see what’s new at The Redneck and I’ll just write whenever I get around to it.

Hey, wait a minute…

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  • Corrina from I Like Big Butts and I Cannot Lie! said:

    They should write “Low Speed Transport” on the side of mail trucks. And old people’s cars. Oh and thank you for directing attention to my keyword stupidity! LOL!! I’m going to just be random with it from now on. Keep ya on your toes!

    Corrina’s last blog post..PMS Thursday

    - 11 April 2008 # 12:08 am
  • Tammy from Super Mom said:

    Does that mean I have to read the post slow? LOL

    - 12 April 2008 # 4:28 am
  • Canucklehead from nipple pinching hermaphrodites said:

    I don’t know if you redencks are down with the whole meme thing - anyway, you’ve been tagged. Feel free to ignore - that is normally what I do. Cheers!

    - 15 April 2008 # 5:56 am
  • Canucklehead said:

    Oops - it saved the keyword tag from last time — my bad.

    - 15 April 2008 # 5:57 am
  • Pickup said:

    kewl site

    - 31 May 2008 # 11:42 am
  • ????? said:

    kewl site

    - 9 June 2008 # 5:20 am
  • fak3r said:

    the ‘low speed blogging’ I can picture is when you see a nicely designed blog that hasn’t been updated in years, then see a post at the top, “Sorry I haven’t updated my blog recently, but I’ve been really busy! I’ll post a full update soon.” Followed, or course, by no update for months! Ah, fickle people, starting something you can’t finish.

    fak3r’s last blog post..John McSame - why McCain would be 4 more years of the same

    - 10 June 2008 # 8:50 am
  • kamal said:

    I have to read the post slow

    - 3 July 2008 # 12:52 am

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