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Spam is, Like, Poetry

April 23rd, 2008 · 2 Comments

It seems like some mornings I can see poetry everywhere. Why, even the spam is written with a haunting rhythm occasionally. If you take the porn and viagra links out of course. Here is a chunk from today:

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momentaneous

That’s pretty enough to almost make you cry. How about this unpolished gem from the wastelands of Akismet?

Transparent folds, and gleaming through them,
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The late I seem to have received, with full force,
the blow I had given kuyftjupzqk

Now, doesn’t that just make you want to run out and rent some adult oriented movies?  I just wonder how poor old Kuyftjupzqk made out after that terrible blow he received with full force.

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2 responses so far ↓

  • 1 Corrina from Rub Spam On Me // Apr 23, 2008 at 9:45 pm

    Oh MAN have I wanted to blog about the stuff that shows up in Akismet!! It definitely cracks me up but, unfortunately, I’m pretty sure I can’t print any of it. Perhaps someday I will though… Thanks for the laugh!

    Corrina’s last blog post..Bye Bye iPhone

  • 2 BrentD from intelligent humor // Apr 26, 2008 at 10:00 am

    I wish I had whatever random text generator they use to spit that crap out.

    I would use it on my blog and see if anyone noticed.

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