It seems like some mornings I can see poetry everywhere. Why, even the spam in the Akismet filter is written with a haunting rhythm occasionally. If you take the porn and male enhancement products links out of course. Here is a chunk of hauntingly lovely spametry scraped out of the garbage can today:
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That’s pretty enough to almost make you cry. How about this unpolished gem from the wastelands of Akismet?
Transparent folds, and gleaming through them,
shone rich raven beverly lynne lesbian videos.
The late I seem to have received, with full force,
the blow I had given kuyftjupzqk
Now, doesn’t that just make you want to run out and rent some adult oriented movies? I just wonder how poor old Kuyftjupzqk made out after that terrible blow he received with full force. Now that is not as good as high quality Haiku Poems, but it still has it’s adherents!
Oh MAN have I wanted to blog about the stuff that shows up in Akismet!! It definitely cracks me up but, unfortunately, I’m pretty sure I can’t print any of it. Perhaps someday I will though… Thanks for the laugh!
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I wish I had whatever random text generator they use to spit that crap out.
I would use it on my blog and see if anyone noticed.
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I am so jealous… this is one of those ideas I wish I had thought of. I must check my Akismet filter.
- Steve