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Comment RSSSo I was wandering around the city today, just taking in the sights. When you grow up in Redneck country, a city with a population of 85, 000+ seems to be filled with endless wonders. And today was no different. I saw a truck pass by and the name on the door said, “Low Speed Transport”.
I thought to myself, “What …
Article Archive for April 2008
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10.04.08 # 21:41 # Adventures in Real Life # 8 CommentsHas Us Gots Keyword Luv? Es We Does!
8.04.08 # 21:42 # Uncategorized # 37 Comments
One of the mysteries of the internet is, how do you get anchored links with your keywords? I’m sure every redneck in Alberta has wondered this very thing. Well, what are we going to do about it tonight? I’ll tell you, Pinky. We’re going to try to take over the world by giving away free links with your chosen keywords! …
Charlton Heston - R.I.P.
8.04.08 # 9:11 # Things That Suddenly Occurred To Me # 2 CommentsI recall hearing somewhere an equation for comedy. Tragedy + time = comedy (I think Woody Allen said that). Therefore I want to ask, is it too soon to say that I have Charlton Heston’s gun?
Downloadable Ring-Scents
8.04.08 # 9:03 # Current Affairs # 3 CommentsOkay, I heard about this one on the radio yesterday. As far as I could tell, they were being serious. Apparently, you can get some sort of a plug in air freshener that will also connect to your cell phone. You purchase a scent-download and the phone transfers a code to your air freshener. The air freshener mixes some chemicals …
A Funny Thing Happened To Me In Downtown Red Deer Yesterday
5.04.08 # 10:24 # Adventures in Real Life # 6 Comments“I think it was an Asian gang or something… There was this guy, he looked Asian… and he was speaking another language, I’m pretty sure it was… Asian.“*
So I was out for a bike ride yesterday, and I stopped at a corner near the water fountains to wait for the light to change. There were three ne’er do wells gentlemen guys …
Sleep Posting
3.04.08 # 18:51 # Adventures in Real Life # 10 CommentsSo last night (or more accurately this morning) at around 3:30 - 4 a.m. my room-mate came home from her job and turned on her t.v. (she lives upstairs and I have the basement). Normally she is considerate of the fact that I am asleep when she gets in and keeps the volume low. Every now and again though she …
I’ll Have That Joke Medium
1.04.08 # 19:02 # Things That Suddenly Occurred To Me, celebrities # 3 CommentsSo I was watching Medium on t.v. the other day (I told you it would inspire me), and the preview for next week’s episode showed that Rosanna Arquette is the special guest star (I’m just automatically assuming that everyone knows that her sister Patricia is the star of Medium). Now I recall reading somewhere that her other siblings have been …
