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I was leafing through the local paper today and all of a sudden the following caught my eye (and you know how painful that can be):

It was listed under “Miscellaneous Help Wanted”. Now, I know what you’re thinking (because the exact same thing occurred to me), “Hey this is a 100% legitimate ad for [...]

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So, lately I’ve sort of been thinking that my day job is an awful lot like “Survivor“. First of all I have to hang out with a bunch of strangers, very few (if any) of whom I would ever choose to associate with. Next I’m forced to to stay at a small self-contained [...]

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A little while back I re-watched the movie, “Underworld“. I started thinking about the idea of a werewolf/vampire hybrid. I believe they could have done a lot more with such a character. But more importantly, it led me to ponder something else. What if a werewolf/vampire hybrid was attacked by a [...]

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Well, I’m busier than a one-toothed beaver in the Forests of Ubangme this week-end. So instead of me writing a post I’ll just upload a video from YouTube. Here’s James At War giving a pretty accurate (in my opinion) description of todays pop-stars. Enjoy.

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Are you tired of plain, boring, old, flat pancakes that just lie there on the plate; passively absorbing the butter, syrup and whipped cream you slather on them?  I know I am.  That’s why, as soon as I saw this on t.v., I bought six Pancake Puff Pans for the kitchen here at The Redneck.  [...]

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I’ve been noticing that every single day, people come by The Redneck hoping to see some beaver. It’s been a little while since we published any Brand New Beaver Shots or Shaved Beaver Pics. So I figured I’d go ahead and post some of my favourite wet beaver pictures.
And just in case [...]

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Seeing as Mother’s Day is practically upon us, it’s seems only fitting that we rasie a Blue Beaver and drink a toast to those who brought us all into this world (apart from us clones who were grown in large glass cylinders in labs, that is).

Usually I concern myself with only my own mother (that’s [...]

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It seems, these days, that almost every show you watch on t.v. (or the ones I watch at any rate) have a disclaimer at the beginning as well as after every commercial break.  You know the one that I mean, “This program contains scenes of violence and/or coarse language that may be unsuitable to some [...]

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Everyone has witnessed the extraordinary fighting prowess of our Bar-room Brawl Tag Team Champions, Gerri and Tammy, “The Mean Mother Scrappers“.  They have been absolutely dominant and remain undefeated since their very first fight back in December.  They are so intimidating that few people will even step up and challenge them.
Now at long last someone [...]

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“Break their nose and they’ll just say sorry; now tell me what kind of freaks are that polite.” Weird Al Yankovic - Canadian Idiot
Well, I reckon I ought to add my two cents worth in regards to our review by Keywork over at Ask and Ye Shall Receive; especially considering I’m the one who [...]

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