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Entries from August 2008

Ideal For Girls Or Anyone Who Wants A Chuckle

May 30th, 2008 · 8 Comments

I was leafing through the local paper today and all of a sudden the following caught my eye (and you know how painful that can be):

It was listed under “Miscellaneous Help Wanted”. Now, I know what you’re thinking (because the exact same thing occurred to me), “Hey this is a 100% legitimate ad for [...]

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Tags: Current Affairs

I Will Survive

May 26th, 2008 · 13 Comments

So, lately I’ve sort of been thinking that my day job is an awful lot like “Survivor“. First of all I have to hang out with a bunch of strangers, very few (if any) of whom I would ever choose to associate with. Next I’m forced to to stay at a small self-contained [...]

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Tags: Adventures in Real Life

The Ultimate Monster

May 21st, 2008 · 8 Comments

A little while back I re-watched the movie, “Underworld“. I started thinking about the idea of a werewolf/vampire hybrid. I believe they could have done a lot more with such a character. But more importantly, it led me to ponder something else. What if a werewolf/vampire hybrid was attacked by a [...]

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Tags: Things That Suddenly Occurred To Me

Pop Star by James At War

May 17th, 2008 · 7 Comments

Well, I’m busier than a one-toothed beaver in the Forests of Ubangme this week-end. So instead of me writing a post I’ll just upload a video from YouTube. Here’s James At War giving a pretty accurate (in my opinion) description of todays pop-stars. Enjoy.

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Tags: Other People's Videos

Pancakes: Version 2.0

May 14th, 2008 · 11 Comments

Are you tired of plain, boring, old, flat pancakes that just lie there on the plate; passively absorbing the butter, syrup and whipped cream you slather on them?  I know I am.  That’s why, as soon as I saw this on t.v., I bought six Pancake Puff Pans for the kitchen here at The Redneck.  [...]

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Tags: Cooking

Wet Beaver Photos

May 12th, 2008 · 12 Comments

I’ve been noticing that every single day, people come by The Redneck hoping to see some beaver. It’s been a little while since we published any Brand New Beaver Shots or Shaved Beaver Pics. So I figured I’d go ahead and post some of my favourite wet beaver pictures.
And just in case [...]

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Tags: Funny Pictures

A Toast To All The Moms

May 10th, 2008 · 4 Comments

Seeing as Mother’s Day is practically upon us, it’s seems only fitting that we rasie a Blue Beaver and drink a toast to those who brought us all into this world (apart from us clones who were grown in large glass cylinders in labs, that is).

Usually I concern myself with only my own mother (that’s [...]

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Tags: Holidays

Censor This, You @#$%&*

May 7th, 2008 · 11 Comments

It seems, these days, that almost every show you watch on t.v. (or the ones I watch at any rate) have a disclaimer at the beginning as well as after every commercial break.  You know the one that I mean, “This program contains scenes of violence and/or coarse language that may be unsuitable to some [...]

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Tags: Rants and Observations

A Brand New Champion

May 5th, 2008 · 4 Comments

Everyone has witnessed the extraordinary fighting prowess of our Bar-room Brawl Tag Team Champions, Gerri and Tammy, “The Mean Mother Scrappers“.  They have been absolutely dominant and remain undefeated since their very first fight back in December.  They are so intimidating that few people will even step up and challenge them.
Now at long last someone [...]

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Tags: Fake News · Sports

Hit Me With Your Best Shot - I Can Take It

May 1st, 2008 · 12 Comments

“Break their nose and they’ll just say sorry; now tell me what kind of freaks are that polite.” Weird Al Yankovic - Canadian Idiot
Well, I reckon I ought to add my two cents worth in regards to our review by Keywork over at Ask and Ye Shall Receive; especially considering I’m the one who [...]

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Tags: Blogs