“Break their nose and they’ll just say sorry; now tell me what kind of freaks are that polite.” Weird Al Yankovic - Canadian Idiot
Well, I reckon I ought to add my two cents worth in regards to our review by Keywork over at Ask and Ye Shall Receive; especially considering I’m the one who asked for. And boy did I ever get it. I’m sorry you did not enjoy your visit to our establishment.
When I first submitted The Redneck for a look-see by those guys I kind of had a feeling that it might not be the most positive review ever (just judging by some of the others), but I guess deep down I was hoping I would be wrong and that they would say it was the greatest thing they had ever read and that they now had a new yardstick (or metre stick as we say up here) with which to measure all other blogs. I guess my first instinct was the correct one.
But it wasn’t all bad; Keywork starts out by saying, “Redneck Bar and Grill is not the worst blog I have ever read”. Then he goes on to say that he’s not being complimentary with that statement. However, just two posts under our review on his site is a review of another blog. He calls this one an “incoherent, slimy sac of anal seepage”. When you compare the two statements, I think we were complimented.
Now seeing as I’ve almost lost sleep over what he said about me being a “pretty good writer”, I feel I just have to defend myself. Keywork said, ” Never, ever, ever, ever, claim to be a ‘pretty good’ writer. Let someone else tell you that.” I’ll have you know that one time I asked my mom if she thought I was the greatest writer to ever walk the face of the Earth and she looked at me in the special way that moms do and said, “You’re a…pretty good writer, dear.” Plus, the Ninja that I wrote the story for told me, “thanks for the story Ernie! its amazing! haa”, and then she said, “…..didn’t you wet your pants at all this weekend?!” I’m not really sure what she meant by that; I have never soiled my pants in my entire life…well, except for that time I was cuddling the wet beaver on my lap, but that’s a different story.
Anywho, I would also like to point out that yesterday we received 45 views of The Redneck with iwillfrakingtearyouapart and keywork as the referrers in addition to all of our regualr patrons. It wasn’t all that long ago that 45 views would be our total one day traffic, yesterday it was around one-fifth. Some wise person once said, “Any publicity is good publicity.” So thank-you very much, Keywork, for the relatively kind words and all the attention. Anytime you want to come on down to The Redneck Bar & Grill and hang out for a while the Blue Beaver Beer will be on me.
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12 responses so far ↓
1 Micky // May 1, 2008 at 9:46 pm
On yer knees bitch !
Cool guys. but we need to make you funnier.
Go here for your free lessons.
http://rationreality.com/
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2 Corrina from I Appreciate My Beaver // May 2, 2008 at 1:45 am
I have GOT to get my hands on some Blue Beaver beer! Y’all ship to California? LOL
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3 Canucklehead // May 2, 2008 at 5:45 am
Hmmm - maybe some outside opinions on Canuckle-land may be in order - especially when the reviewer is clearly so kind and complimentary. Congrats on the glowing review!
4 Tammy // May 2, 2008 at 2:55 pm
Hey I still love you guys! Alright, maybe it’s the Blue Beaver Beer talking, but I think you guys are pretty cool!
5 Ernie // May 2, 2008 at 6:03 pm
Kind words from everybody today. It darn near brings a tear to my eye (since I’m the emotional one), alas salt water fails to improve the taste of any beer.
6 Angel // May 2, 2008 at 7:29 pm
Now, this post was funny. I stand corrected! Not that you’d notice, I’m vertically challenged.
Which one of you just visited my blog and left that comment? I need to know who to hate for cursing me with my sleeplessness.
Like I said over there, it’s because I don’t like the three columns, isn’t it? It isn’t that they’re not pretty columns, I’m just easily distracted! Too many choices! Value menus make me hyperventilate. When I go through my iTunes or my satellite tv channels, I break out in hives.
Honest.
7 the bagel of everything // May 2, 2008 at 8:27 pm
Thanks for the props, Micky.
Ernie: As the editress of that “incoherent, slimy sac of anal seepage,” I must say: DUDE. SRSLY.
Key wrote my review special as a love letter. I like it rough.
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8 Ernie // May 2, 2008 at 9:21 pm
Well, Bagel, I guess I’m a bit naive when it comes to people who “like it rough”. I’m just a country boy at heart, I don’t understand your big city ways; but my mama always said that I ought not to judge people who share “special love”.
Hey Angel, try closing one eye and then turning your head a little so you can’t see the third column. Love is much more enjoyable with tunnel vision.
9 Micky // May 3, 2008 at 7:39 pm
Depends on whos tunnel
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10 JD at I Do Things // May 5, 2008 at 2:26 pm
You guys rawk!
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11 Tim Ebl // May 5, 2008 at 8:07 pm
Thanks, JD. I presume you are referring to our love of birds of prey mating season noises.
12 Micky // May 6, 2008 at 9:11 am
Yea like homosexual animal rapists squeezing teh chickens asses.
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