Everyone has witnessed the extraordinary fighting prowess of our Bar-room Brawl Tag Team Champions, Gerri and Tammy, “The Mean Mother Scrappers“. They have been absolutely dominant and remain undefeated since their very first fight back in December. They are so intimidating that few people will even step up and challenge them.
Now at long last someone has come forward to challenge for the singles title. Micky dropped by The Redneck for the first time a few days ago, and it was obvious right from the start that he wasn’t going to back down from anyone. Clearly he had his sights set on only one thing, a fight. So, naturally I signed him up for the Monday Night Brawl.
Micky stepped into the middle of the floor, folded his arms across his chest and glared balefully at everyone around him looking for a challenger. One man stepped forward and locked eyes with Micky. The two of them just stood there taking each others full measure. A hush fell over the crowd of onlookers as the two men played out the battle in their minds. After two full minutes that felt like an hour, the second man realized how the fight would end; he just knew he did not have sufficient testicular fortitude. He bowed his head and conceded the victory to Micky. Micky, however, was not satisfied. He kicked the man in the stomach, turned around, reached back, grabbed the man’s head in his arms, sat down hard snapping the man’s neck forward violently, then released him; thus perfectly executing a Stone-Cold-Stunner. The man was down and out.
“How was that for you, f**ker?!”, Micky shouted as he put one foot on his opponent’s chest and then flexed his arms. “Who’s next?!” The entire crowd took one step back, then they all raised their glasses in a toast and started chanting, “Micky, Micky, Micky…”
The title belt was presented to the brand new, undisputed, singles brawling champion right then and there. Micky put the strap over his shoulder and walked up to the bar to begin his celebration.
Well gosh , I’m flattered.
All in all it was just a sublime invite to come on over to a more critical forum.
But I would be more than glad to debate someone on a serious issue.
That is what I do.
I’m a rabid American conservative who started his own blog but have not written much in the last few months due to the fact that numerous people have told me my calling was in the ring of debate and slaying derainged radical left wing moonbat conspiracy minded Bush hating theorists.
No offnese, this is a fluff blog with no serious issues. Which is good. I go to blogs like this to have fun and keep my political leanings intact as much as possible
Micky’s last blog post..The Great Greeniac Debate.
No offense taken. If we wanted serious issues, we wouldn’t be blogging about beer.
Speaking of which, I got me some serious thirst for a Blue Beaver.
I been sober for 15 years, so toss one up for me.
Maybe you could throw a bottle of Yukon Jack in the freezer and all do a shot. Or do as I would and just getcher own bottle. Loose the cap
Micky’s last blog post..The Great Greeniac Debate.
Speaking of me and Gerri….we were kinda wondering when we are going to get some challengers. It’s gets kinda boring just sitting at the bar waiting for some sucker to challenge us. I think we need some PR.