It seems, these days, that almost every show you watch on t.v. (or the ones I watch at any rate) have a disclaimer at the beginning as well as after every commercial break. You know the one that I mean, “This program contains scenes of violence and/or coarse language that may be unsuitable to some viewers. Viewer discretion is advised.” Now, I won’t get into the violence part, that’s a whole different matter. What I would like to address is the “unsuitable language”.
One of my favourite shows is Hell’s Kitchen. If anyone else has seen this you know that Chef Gordon Ramsay is very fond of using the f-word. This also occurs on a lot of the other “Reality T.V.” out there. However, here’s the funny thing. It’s always bleeped out; the most you hear is “f” then “bleep“. Therefore if you are hearing any offensive language it is in your head.
I think it’s time for the government to step and and censor our brains. It worked on “South Park” when they put the V-chip in Cartman’s brain. Surely it’s not that far fetched. That way the government wouldn’t have to spend it time making up new legislation to “protect” us (i.e. Bill c-10). They could just program the chips to make us do what they want. They could use it for things other than censor-ship as well. They could program the chips to make everyone stop smoking as well. That would be pretty sweet.
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11 responses so far ↓
1 Canucklehead // May 7, 2008 at 7:44 am
I have a great idea! Let’s let our government do the job that parents are unable/unwilling to do! What could possibly go wrong? whoa - my sarcasm meter is picking up readings that are off the (fucking) charts!
2 Angel // May 7, 2008 at 9:25 am
That is exactly how I felt the first time I left a comment here and watch it being held awaiting moderation for hours!
3 Micky // May 7, 2008 at 10:13 am
I would be happy if they would stop showing shitter, foot fungus, boner and mucus problem commercials during my dinner.
I mean really !
Franchised media can gear the commercials they show to the respective audience that is watching. For example cereal and toy commercials show during cartoons. Feminine hygeine during Womens entertainment.
So why do I have to be reminded of shit running down some shmucks leg while I’m eating?
Why do I have to watch a ball of mucus partying inside a guys lung?
And then theres fuckin queers in the barn singing about their boners on a Viagra commercial. At the end of the commercial not all of them went home !
Are they on a step ladder banging a cow or each other ?
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4 Angel // May 7, 2008 at 10:31 am
I haven’t seen the boners in the barn commercial. Should I feel like I’m missing out on something?
5 Micky // May 7, 2008 at 12:43 pm
Angel,
You havnt seen the guys in the barn singing about their boners to the tune of “Viva Las vegas”
http://video.aol.com/video-detail/viva-viagra–cinselliini-doyasya-yaa/2285058591
And at the end of the commercial they all go tear assing off somehwere.
But I noticed not all the vehicles were gone.
So I guess you should only feel like your missing out on something unless yer ole man was in the commercial
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6 Tammy // May 7, 2008 at 4:27 pm
I don’t know if I want a chip in my head, but the previous comments are hilarious!
7 Tim Ebl // May 7, 2008 at 9:50 pm
Comment moderation is a bitch. Spammers make us big brother all the comments, just to keep them out. Sometimes Akismet has a whole passel of ‘em collected up, chock full of viagra and porn links. If anyone’s legitimate comment gets tossed in the lock up by accident, sorry bout that. We usually get them out but sometimes we miss them.
8 Micky // May 8, 2008 at 8:15 am
I’d love to have a chip in my head.
The possibilities are endless.
And it would probably bring down if not eliminate my porn bill
Micky’s last blog post..The Great Greeniac Debate.
9 Blog Widgets // May 8, 2008 at 7:16 pm
This is quite an interesting post.
thanks.
-John
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10 JD at I Do Things // May 10, 2008 at 8:17 am
I don’t mind swearing or violence.
What I do mind is having to watch someone puking. That is never, NEVER necessary. You can show someone look sick, hold their hand over their mouth, and run off camera. Just don’t make us watch it.
I’d like a chip in my head to keep ME from throwing up.
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11 Tim Ebl // May 11, 2008 at 8:14 pm
Swearing followed by violent puking is the worst. I have done that a couple times, and both times I had eaten chips, so it wasn’t pretty.
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