Recently, Steve the Trade Show Display Guy (or Mr. Steve Display, as I like to think of him), inquired if we down a few Blue Beavers before writing. He also wondered if doing so made us more funny. Well, lately I’ve been drinking at least a six-pack every time just before I sit down at the computer and although I always have my most awesome ideas ever, my spell check has a melt-down trying to figure out what the heck I’m trying to say. But I think I’m building up a tolerance, because I’m only spelling one word in every four wrong tonight (although actually I’m spelling them right in my head, it’s just that the keys keep moving around before I can hit the right ones, I think my computer has a virus).
In a barely related topic, as many of you are no doubt aware by now, George Carlin went to that big Comedy Club in the sky the other day. In honour of his memory allow me to present the seven dirty words you’re not allowed to say on t.v (or the internet; they’re both such great learing tools for our children). Incidentally, I will be putting my own special spin on these: Shite, Pee, Girls-pee-pee, Frak, Boy’s-pee-pee-sucker, Motherfraker, Boobies
So let’s all do our best to never use those words when we are on t.v.(with the exception of frak); because someone might think you have the mentality of a four-year-old.
Million Buck Canuck