Recently, Steve the Trade Show Display Guy (or Mr. Steve Display, as I like to think of him), inquired if we down a few Blue Beavers before writing.  He also wondered if doing so made us more funny.  Well, lately I’ve been drinking at least a six-pack every time just before I sit down at the computer and although I always have my most awesome ideas ever, my spell check has a melt-down trying to figure out what the heck I’m trying to say.  But I think I’m building up a tolerance, because I’m only spelling one word in every four wrong tonight (although actually I’m spelling them right in my head, it’s just that the keys keep moving around before I can hit the right ones, I think my computer has a virus).

In a barely related topic, as many of you are no doubt aware by now, George Carlin went to that big Comedy Club in the sky the other day.  In honour of his memory allow me to present the seven dirty words you’re not allowed to say on t.v (or the internet; they’re both such great learing tools for our children).  Incidentally, I will be putting my own special spin on these:  Shite, Pee, Girls-pee-pee, Frak, Boy’s-pee-pee-sucker, Motherfraker, Boobies

So let’s all do our best to never use those words when we are on t.v.(with the exception of frak); because someone might think you have the mentality of a four-year-old.

Speaking of comics, as I was a while ago, I recently acquired a whole pile of old ones. Some of them certainly display some antiquated notions. One that caught my eye was a descriptive paragraph about a character named “Carol Ferris”. The writer made a special point of specifying that Carol was a “female executive”. I guess back in the early seventies it must have such a new and wondrous thing for women to be working in offices as anything other than a secretary, that they just had to make everyone knew that “Carol” wasn’t actually a man who was an executive.

Another thing that really got me excited was an add on the back page of one comic. It said, “Make someone love you for $3″. It seems that for the low, low price of three bucks you could get a Venus Love Goddess statue. It will apparently work wonders for you.

“When you want to make someone love you, see whether The VENUS LOVE GODDESS attracts that person to you!” “When you’re trying to pick someone up, see whether The VENUS LOVE GODDESS makes you unbelievably charming!”

This thing sounds absolutely astounding. Not only that but this company is offering a double-your-money back guarantee. I’ll bet that this will work better than that voodoo-doll I’ve been using lately.

Well, I’ve been busier than a one-legged Redneck in a pie eating contest lately. There just aren’t enough hours in the day. I work 10 hrs. at my day-job, then I have to come home, wash dishes, spend at least 4 hours watching t.v., drink beer, have my bi-monthly bath, and spend some quality time with the evil monkey that lives in my closet. I barely have time to waste surfing the internet, let alone write any original blog posts. So as always, when I am unable to be creative, I’ll just use other people’s stuff.

I ran across the following video and I thought that anyone owns or used to own a teen-age boy and tried to engage him in conversation could probably relate to this. Enjoy, and stay tuned for future.

Have you been struggling to make some money online, and never knew where to turn? Finally someone has stepped up to the plate to give us some sweet tips on how to make some online cash. I was so impressed, I pledged to send him a full envelope of Blue Beaver Beer once a month! And I’m talking one of those big yellow ones the court documents always come in, not just a puny little letter sized envelope.

Million Buck Canuck really is onto something. You will not believe how easy it is to make a milion dollars in a year. Just check out this post, Something Moolah This Way Comes. He has a lot of great money making tips on his site.

Million Buck Canuck is also an amazing artist. I borrowed this pic from his post Gettin’ Ink Done!  Please follow the link for his description of his awesome work of art he drew up for his tattoo. I only wish I had half the talent of this guy. Soon to be millionaire and astounding artistic ability, all in one!