So I had been planning to do a special post when we reached reached a very significant goal with this blog. It’s something Tim and I have been striving and hoping for since we first started writing about Blue Beaver Beer. I know a lot of our loyal patrons have probably already achieved this goal, but I’m sure there are many more of you who are still holding out hope. I know, from my own experience, that there are times when you feel that you will never reach this milestone. But just keep going; don’t feel down, it will happen, believe me. Someday you too will reach the 1000 spam comments mark like we finally did today.
I have to say thank you to everyone out there trying to make an honest buck by promoting sex and porn and viagra and auto insurance rates. Without all of you we never would have made it. I was going to just reprint the 1000th spam comment for everyone to read but when I saw that we had just less than one hundred in the three days since I deleted them last I decided that I would take a few highlights from each of them and share the “clip show” with everybody. The celebration is still going with much Blue Beaver yet to be drank, so enjoy (by the way, I suggest you read them slowly in order to really savour their delicate taste).
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22 responses so far ↓
1 Corrina // Jul 10, 2008 at 9:50 pm
Ok, so far I’m sitting at 2,304. How did you JUST now get 1000?? LOL - Too bad you couldn’t post your 1000th… I bet it was a winner. Ha ha
Congratulations guys! Long live weird fetish porn!
Corrina’s last blog post..Voice Mail That Doesn’t Suck
2 JD at I Do Things // Jul 11, 2008 at 2:20 pm
Don’t forget to thank “eel sex.” They work so hard over there.
JD at I Do Things’s last blog post..I Am Quotable so you don’t have to be
3 JD at I Do Things // Jul 11, 2008 at 2:21 pm
Oh, and Akismet tells me it’s stopped 61,380 spam comments. I feel so special.
JD at I Do Things’s last blog post..I Am Quotable so you don’t have to be
4 Tammy // Jul 11, 2008 at 6:48 pm
Congratulations! 1,000 spam, that is quite a milestone! :o)
5 The Ominous Comma from Brent Diggs // Jul 12, 2008 at 12:26 am
What an accomplishment. You both must be very proud.
The Ominous Comma’s last blog post..By: Brent Diggs
6 Louise from New Orleans Recipes // Jul 12, 2008 at 7:45 am
Congrats! If you’re using Wordpress, try to upgrade when they do because I find more spam on old blogs still running on older versions of Wordpress.
Louise’s last blog post..Sauteed Smoked Gouda Cheese Grits with Black Bean Salsa Recipe
7 Petra // Jul 12, 2008 at 4:45 pm
wow am I jealous! I have a whooping 486 spam in my akismet…. its all casino and insurance. I gotta figure out how to get the sex spam stuff. Surely thats gotta be the ticket!
Oh, and CONGRATS on the 1000!!
Petra’s last blog post..Confession Time - I’m a softee at heart
8 Petra // Jul 14, 2008 at 7:26 pm
Wanna know whats really pathetic? My hubbys akismet has currently blocked 36,891 spams. It blows my mind. Yeh he makes me jealous too…
Petra’s last blog post..Confession Time - I’m a softee at heart
9 RT from Jollibee Philippines // Jul 14, 2008 at 9:35 pm
I just checked. Would you believe 196,000 spam attempts foiled? It hit that number after one spammer tried to send 70 through a few hours ago.
RT’s last blog post..Jollibee: Another Philippines Success Story
10 Tim // Jul 15, 2008 at 2:20 pm
Yep, there’s nothing like a little high-risk frog licking to spice up your amateur sex !
Tim’s last blog post..Looks Like We Finally Made It
11 Sarika from Graphic Design Contest // Jul 16, 2008 at 4:57 am
Wow that is some milestone to celebrate. But it sure must feel good. Proves that your blog has arrived!
12 Gavin // Jul 16, 2008 at 1:09 pm
Spam, Spam, Spam is bad. Thank god we’ve got the tools now to combat it, 4 years ago this wasn’t the case
Gavin’s last blog post..Torres says thanks to Rafa
13 RT Cunningham from Philippines // Jul 16, 2008 at 2:41 pm
I thought that was “toad licking”? It can definitely get you high if you use the right kind of toad.
RT Cunningham’s last blog post..Philippine Airlines: The Best Airlines for Travel to and from the Philippines
14 hari from Hari's Corner // Jul 16, 2008 at 9:28 pm
1000th spam comment? Hahaha… I went past that mark long ago when I was still using WordPress…
15 hari // Jul 16, 2008 at 9:32 pm
What happened to my latest comment?
16 hari // Jul 16, 2008 at 9:33 pm
Yes, as I was saying, I passed the 1000th spam message mark long ago when I was still using WordPress.
17 Tim Ebl // Jul 18, 2008 at 4:49 am
Are you saying that your new platform eliminates some of the spam, Hari? How ?
18 UTP // Jul 18, 2008 at 7:53 am
I delete the spam comments….I think now I should start collecting…that is surely….something to boast…
good work…guys…
UTP’s last blog post..Chitika - Alternate to Google Adsense
19 Chloe from Travel Systems // Jul 18, 2008 at 12:56 pm
Have you tried using expression engine ?
A friend of mine uses it on her blog and said its better than wordpress. .. i haven’t tried it though as i don’t know how to keep my url’s and port my wordpress data into it.
20 Simon from Custom T Shirt Store // Jul 18, 2008 at 9:49 pm
Do follow blogs get hammered by spammers. My Do follow blogging blog has had over 40,000 in a year. Crazy stuff. Hard work moderating at times. Blog posts about beating Wordpress spam encourage spammers I think
21 spam-free trade show displays // Aug 22, 2008 at 12:48 pm
Hey guys,
I’m not sure how long it took you to get to 1,000 spam comments (congrats?), but from the time of your post (July 10) to now (August 22) you’ve more than doubled the number. You’re now at 2,419 spam comments. Another 1,419 in just 32 days! Looks like you’ve really made it! Anyone want to bet on when you’ll hit 10,000? Could that be the subject for a new post, and the winner gets a six pack of Blue Beaver? Or maybe an all expenses paid trip to the Philippines?
~ Steve, aka Mr Trade Show Display, noble UV minion and purveyor of redneck-friendly, spam-free trade show displays.
22 Tim Ebl // Aug 22, 2008 at 8:36 pm
Steve:
It took about 8 months to get a thousand porn, viagra and such spam comments to start with. you’re right, we sure are popular these days!
Maybe we should have a contest like you said, but we will give away a virtual redneck beer gift basket
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