So I had been planning to do a special post when we reached reached a very significant goal with this blog. It’s something Tim and I have been striving and hoping for since we first started writing about Blue Beaver Beer. I know a lot of our loyal patrons have probably already achieved this goal, but I’m sure there are many more of you who are still holding out hope. I know, from my own experience, that there are times when you feel that you will never reach this milestone. But just keep going; don’t feel down, it will happen, believe me. Someday you too will reach the 1000 spam comments mark like we finally did today.
I have to say thank you to everyone out there trying to make an honest buck by promoting sex and porn and viagra and auto insurance rates. Without all of you we never would have made it. I was going to just reprint the 1000th spam comment for everyone to read but when I saw that we had just less than one hundred in the three days since I deleted them last I decided that I would take a few highlights from each of them and share the “clip show” with everybody. The celebration is still going with much Blue Beaver yet to be drank, so enjoy (by the way, I suggest you read them slowly in order to really savour their delicate taste).
sex, porn, My Space, pics, amateur, sex, medication, gas, antagonizing, sex, bicycle, licking, high risk, fake, frog, humiliated, treason her soul
Ok, so far I’m sitting at 2,304. How did you JUST now get 1000?? LOL – Too bad you couldn’t post your 1000th… I bet it was a winner. Ha ha
Congratulations guys! Long live weird fetish porn!
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Don’t forget to thank “eel sex.” They work so hard over there.
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Oh, and Akismet tells me it’s stopped 61,380 spam comments. I feel so special.
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Congratulations! 1,000 spam, that is quite a milestone!
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What an accomplishment. You both must be very proud.
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Congrats! If you’re using WordPress, try to upgrade when they do because I find more spam on old blogs still running on older versions of WordPress.
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wow am I jealous! I have a whooping 486 spam in my akismet…. its all casino and insurance. I gotta figure out how to get the sex spam stuff. Surely thats gotta be the ticket!
Oh, and CONGRATS on the 1000!!
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Wanna know whats really pathetic? My hubbys akismet has currently blocked 36,891 spams. It blows my mind. Yeh he makes me jealous too…
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I just checked. Would you believe 196,000 spam attempts foiled? It hit that number after one spammer tried to send 70 through a few hours ago.
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Yep, there’s nothing like a little high-risk frog licking to spice up your amateur sex !
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Wow that is some milestone to celebrate. But it sure must feel good. Proves that your blog has arrived!
Spam, Spam, Spam is bad. Thank god we’ve got the tools now to combat it, 4 years ago this wasn’t the case
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I thought that was “toad licking”? It can definitely get you high if you use the right kind of toad.
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1000th spam comment? Hahaha… I went past that mark long ago when I was still using WordPress…
What happened to my latest comment?
Yes, as I was saying, I passed the 1000th spam message mark long ago when I was still using WordPress.
Are you saying that your new platform eliminates some of the spam, Hari? How ?
I delete the spam comments….I think now I should start collecting…that is surely….something to boast…
good work…guys…
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Have you tried using expression engine ?
A friend of mine uses it on her blog and said its better than wordpress. .. i haven’t tried it though as i don’t know how to keep my url’s and port my wordpress data into it.
Do follow blogs get hammered by spammers. My Do follow blogging blog has had over 40,000 in a year. Crazy stuff. Hard work moderating at times. Blog posts about beating WordPress spam encourage spammers I think
Hey guys,
I’m not sure how long it took you to get to 1,000 spam comments (congrats?), but from the time of your post (July 10) to now (August 22) you’ve more than doubled the number. You’re now at 2,419 spam comments. Another 1,419 in just 32 days! Looks like you’ve really made it! Anyone want to bet on when you’ll hit 10,000? Could that be the subject for a new post, and the winner gets a six pack of Blue Beaver? Or maybe an all expenses paid trip to the Philippines?
~ Steve, aka Mr Trade Show Display, noble UV minion and purveyor of redneck-friendly, spam-free trade show displays.
Steve:
It took about 8 months to get a thousand porn, viagra and such spam comments to start with. you’re right, we sure are popular these days!
Maybe we should have a contest like you said, but we will give away a virtual redneck beer gift basket
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i thought of 1000 visits or 1000 comment… my bad
subscribing…
Hi All,
I don’t get it. Does everybody believe that all this spam is due to the keyword luv plugin?
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Hi Tim, doesn’t your Akismet-Plugin filter most of the Sex, Porn, Viagra, Cyalis etc. Spam in your WP System?
I also receive a lot of spam and also use KeywordLuv but most of the Spam is filtered out automatically by Akismet…
Try using it if you haven’t still…
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Hi,
Comgratulation for 1000 spam comment.It show how much traffic you get.ha ha.
That’s great! You’ve finally achieved your 1000th spam! I know you’ve worked hard for it, and that you truly deserve it. Congratulations guys!
Hi,
Very nice post.It is great that you got the 1000th spam comment.
It is big milestone.It means that you got some traffic.
Thanks for the sharing the information.
1 thousand of spam..that is huge…deleting each one of them would be hard…
I passed the 500th spam message mark long ago when I was still using WordPress.
Yeh he makes me jealous too….
Hi,
Do follow blogs get hammered by spammers.Wow that is some milestone to celebrate.
Congratulations! 1,000 spam.Magnificent stuff.
Thanks.
They say that variety is the spice of life.
I have a pretty boring life. All my spam is porn. No viagra, no casinos, no auto insurance, just porn.
Its not even good porn.
Since Mr. Tim made me feel so welcome I thought I’d spa…I mean comment one more time before leaving you folks alone for awhile. It’ll be hard because I have a rough time finding a blog with so many spam and comment and dofollow posts that are so relevant to my own blog.
Now for my opinion on porn and viagra, it’s actually related a bit to the commercials I see on the geek channel G4. They always have the text sex and the extense commercials on right after the other.
Suggestion to lonely men if you can’t do anything about it with a partner don’t try to increase the frustration it just leads to a shortage of babyoil.
Night.
~Dwippy
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