I Do Things Like Send JD a Gift Basket!

We’ve sold literally thousands of our world famous Redneck Beer Gift Baskets, and there seems to be no end in sight to how many we will be sending out. We also send them out to unsuspecting victims, I mean, people who really deserve them, as a gift for just being so cool.The next beer gift basket we send will be addressed to JD at I Do Things.

JD deserves gifts just for making us laugh so many times. I snickered for a good two days over her post, I Am Famous (and More!), where we learned of her deep seated desire to squeeze plump birds. Bird squeezers everywhere can thank JD for coming out of the closet on this taboo subject.

What else do we know about JD? Well, we can get a glimpse of her personal life in  I Like Porn So You Don’t Have To. She also loves the marshmallow pieces in Lucky Charms, so much so that she removes some of the regular cereal to increase the marshmallow to cereal ratio. Tell me if that isn’t magically delicious!

And we know she sometimes has “nude beach adventures”after reading I Went To The Ponderosa Sun Club. In fact, if you only read one thing at I Do Things, you have to read about their naked visit to the snack bar at the Poderosa club! I laughed so hard I couldn’t breath properly for minutes. If you are at all interested in the nude lifestyle but are afraid to try it, JD might be your window into a brave new world. One thing I know for sure, I will never run into JD (or anyone else!) on a nude beach. I am quite happy letting her do the nude beach thing for me.

There is so much more at I Do Things, that you will just have to head over there and find out yourself. I don’t think you will be disappointed.

For JD’s beer gift , we are going all out. We will have most of the items we listed in The Ultimate Redneck  Gift Basket, and a few more. Since JD just lurves cherries, we thought we’d put a few of those in there. We also put a couple Canadian Maples as well as a dozen red velvet cupcakes in the basket. And of course, Blue Beaver Beer. When you’re feeling blue, grab a beaver!

Thanks for the laughs, JD.

10 thoughts on “I Do Things Like Send JD a Gift Basket!

  1. I AM SHOCKED at this awesome post! All this AND a gift basket? The Canadian Maples and Blue Beaver beer are just divine (and go so well together). I do appreciate the gesture of including the cherries, and I hope you won’t be offended if I sort of . . . oops! They fell into the wastebasket. Oh, well. Plenty more goodies.

    Thanks so much for the awesome post and gift basket. Youse guys are the best!

    JD at I Do Thingss last blog post..I Get Free Stuff so you don’t have to

  2. What the flyin’ hell happened around here?! this place looks great — I guess you guys took a few days of drinking or something? Sweet lawd almighty – this almost looks professional or something …

    / CHEERS!

    Canuckleheads last blog post..Brass Canuckles

  3. Thanks, Canuclehead. Still have a few glitches to clean up. If I wasn’t working 2 jobs right now, this would go a lot faster!

  4. Petra: thanks for the input. I’m busy restructuring all our categories, etc. to work with the new look. Hope I don’t have any of those template troubles like you did!

  5. I’m sorry to report that the Million Buck Canuck is dead and buried … you may want to remove from your blog roll – if you care. The poor guy upped and killed himself over the weekend … sad business really.

    Canuckleheads last blog post..Blabble

  6. Florida Girl: Yeah, that whole jury thing – funnier by far to read about than to live through, I’m sure!

We'd love to hear your comments!