Harry woke up beside her the next morning, and he felt really guilty and remorseful. He, of all people, had slept with one of his patients. Right there in the clinic!
He had brought a case of Blue Beaver Beer. She refused to drink any, preferring water. Harry downed most of it himself. “Probably why she didn’t laugh at my jokes, I was drunk,” he thought.
“Don’t worry about it,” he told himself. “You’re not the first medical practitioner to sleep with one of his patients.You’re both single and you drank almost a case of beer, so try to get on with the day.”
And yet, there was that tiny voice in his head, the one that filled him with guilt and that terrible sense of wrongdoing.
The one that said, “But Dave, you are a vetrenarian!”
At least it was a she-animal. Are we guessing? I’m guessing a doe.
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Oh yeah JD – let’s hope it was girl, god forbid Harry be gay! Man, if that happened to me I would totally blow chunks – speaking of which, I should probably take ‘Chunks’ out for a walk ….
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Hey Tim,
Great joke. I just hope I can remember it for the next cocktail party…
~ Steve, aka the trade show guru
PS. I know Canadians talk a bit different, eh? But do they spell a bit different too? [vetrenarian?]
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I’m too young to understand this joke.
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JD: Definitely female, although there is nothing to say two consenting same sex mammals can’t do whatever the heck it is they would do, depending on their anatomy
Nope, not a doe! Guesses, anyone?
Canucklehead: Chunks, quaint name for a female mammal
Steve: You caught it! I used the Canadian spelling of the word, similar to metre, Septembre, and laughtre. Yup, I completely did that on purpose!
Ha ha, I didn’t know that joke was going to take such a dirty turn. I greatly enjoyed it though, and I’m going to tell it to a few friends today, and finally be the center of attention that I have so longed for.
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I am not sure I get it. Could you explain it to me?
Yuck! Well, at least he wasn’t a mortician working at the hospital. Or would that really worse?
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I love a new joke that can make me laugh. Seems like the same ones keep circling back to me.