A while back I offered all of you my personal review of the music video “Stupid Sh*t” by Girlicious. Now another video has caught my interest; “Womanizer” by Britney Spears. 
It starts out with Britney, naked and glistening, laying on a bench in the sauna. I’m certain that I am not alone in the opinion that all music videos should start this way. It really lights a fire in your…attention span. Fortunately, my…attention span can be satisfied in under five minutes. So after that was out of the way I was able to watch the rest of the Britney Spears video.
We see Britney really stretching her acting abilities by making breakfast for her man. She must have really studied for this part because I almost believe that she could be capable of telling the difference between the frying pan and the spatula (although I’m not certain how she makes square eggs). Then her man has to go to work; so he stands up, stretches out his arms and his suit just flies on to him. This is the kind of technology I would really like to have in my home. I probably waste almost six or seven minutes every day getting dressed manually.
For the rest of the video we witness Britney in various clever disguises as she alternately assaults, seduces, photocopies and gives a lap dance to her man. I won’t even comment on how unsanitary it is to dry hump on top of a prep table in a kitchen or how dangerous it is to drive a limo with your foot. All of this is inter-cut with shots of her in the sauna. Then at the end, after he gets home, it appears that she is mad at him because he was being attacked by her all day.
Now, if you look up womanizer in the dictionary it says, “a man who likes many women and has short sexual relationships with them”. Therefore it is my conclusion that the video does not properly support the song seeing as this man is only with one woman the whole time. Sure she may be in disguise, but he probably thinks this is just some sort of role-playing. After all, having sex with Britney Spears for a few months straight must surely get a little dull (after the burning goes away that is) so why wouldn’t you spice things up a bit. Furthermore, the way she bumps and grinds with her male back-up dancers, I would suggest that she is a manizer.
I’m going to go out on a limb here and suggest Britney, on top of being a manizer, may also be the following:
Cheetosizer
crackizer
red bullizer
STDizer
prescription drugizer
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Square eggs, you say? I previously had no desire to watch this video, but now my curiosity has been piqued. Really? Square?
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You know Canucklehead, I think you’ve got her pegged pretty accurately.
I swear I wouldn’t lie about something that important JD. And the fact that she cooked it in a square pan doesn’t account for the square yolk.
I must say she is the square peg in a round hole! I really think she is making her few fans more weary of even viewing her. Don’t you think?
I’m laughing at what Mickymar said in the comment above. That is so funny.
Yes, Sally House, that is funny because Mickymar seems to have misunderstood what I’m saying. I am not the least bit weary of viewing Britney. I could “view” her sauna scene for as long as it takes for me to finish…”viewing”; and I could probably do that at least once a day.
LOL. “stretching her acting skills” No kidding. She probably didn’t know her home had a kitchen for the first few months she lived there.
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Everybody wishes they were “that guy”. I wonder who the lucky camera man is who shot the scenes, ^_^
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Personally, I thought Britney was back in good shape in this video.and the guy was a definite eye-candy. I think he is a model by the looks of it.
I still love bacon, though. And yes, we do have Wendy’s here.
Cheers from the Philippines!
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Britney looking good enough again for me to say “I’d hit that!”
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It is hilarious to see her attempt a comeback after all the negative things she has gone through in the last few years.
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You bet i want that coat technology too..and yes the britney did a good come back and was looking good. since I am not gay so I wont comment on guys smartness
Well, there is nothing that can really amaze me anymore. just by using the Internet you can see things you never imagine would be possible or real.
the song is just awesome! Britney did a real good job(no blow just job)
I think everybody wishes they were “that guy”. The song is awesome and Britney did it again.
I think that womanizer is a great video and yes the beginning of it is exactly how every music video should start out
Well well, what do we have here? So Britney lovers ehn! I must say it’s amazing to find a few guys who admit to actually liking the video. I’ve been a HUGE fan since baby one more time & Womanizer is hot. Check out her attack on double standards in If You Seek Amy (F.U.C.K Me)
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Manizer, I ilke it…in fact, I wouldn’t have minded being manized by Britney about 8 years ago to be honest…
Interesting how the female version of womanizer is slut or whore. I think women get the short end of that stick, we should publicize manizer as the new slut whore…much easier on the ears…
Haha. Funny post.
Britney doesn’t look bad in this video, which is surprising.
She’s really let herself go in recent years…
Haha. Funny post.
Britney doesn\’t look bad in this video, which is surprising.
She\’s really let herself go in recent years…
It’s interesting that even after her having kids, become fat and gone to rehab she’s able to stage a comeback.
I love her song and she so beautyful
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I never thought that she would have the power for a comeback.
And now it seems as if she has never left the stage.
I agree most people would have slit their throats after all the crap she had to deal with, pretty impressive to come back after all that. her music is still crap though, but a brilliant marketing team!
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Its so great to see her back and back with style.