Recently, I had occasion to watch the movie S. Darko.  I thought it was not bad, though not particularly good.  Just kind of, meh.  However, that is beside the point that I wish to make.  There is one scene with a bunch of young people at a party and in the background there an unusual song playing.  I looked at the credits and found out that it’s called “Hobo Humpin’ Slobo Babe” by a group called Whale.  The song really caught my ear and I immeadiately had to try and find it.  Alas, it is not available on iTunes (though I’m sure I could illegally download it, but that would make me an “evil hard-bitten criminal scum”).

I looked up Whale on Wikipedia and learned a few things about them.  They are (or, I think, were) a Swedish band who wrote songs in English.  The band consisted of, Henrik Schyffert, Gordon Cyrus and Cia Berg.  Slobo Babe was their biggest success reaching the top ten in Denmark and Norway.

I’m not really sure what a “slobo babe” is.  The only results I could find with a search was an abbreviation for Slobodan Milosevic.  I assume that the “hobo humpin’” part means exactly what it seems to.  For some reason, even though I don’t know the true definition, when I think about the phrase “Hobo humpin’ slobo babe”, a picture of Britney Spears comes to mind.  Isn’t that weird?

Fortunately, I was able to find the video for the song on YouTube.  It is very odd and thus I like it very much.  After seeing Cia Berg in this, it makes me want to pretend to be a hobo for one night.  You may now watch it here.

Well, there has been a great deal of interest in the whole spam topic.  Many people out there are similarly plagued.  A lot of you had ideas on how to deal with the infestation.  I, however, came up with a plan of my own.

I just packed up everything and moved to parts unknown.  Didn’t leave a forwarding address or anything.  Now these accursed spammers will still be looking for me at my old place.  They’ll never be able to find me where I am; therefore they won’t be able to spam me.  I am certain that this plan is fool-proof.  How could anyone spam my blog if they don’t know where I live?

Just recently, though, I found out that spam-bots aren’t all bad.  I was reading an article in my favourite magazine, Mental Floss, on the subject.  Programmers make CAPTCHAs in order to weed out the bots.  At the same time, however, hackers are programming their bots to be smarter and be able to defeat the CPTCHA’s.  As this process continues to go back and forth the spam bots could eventually achieve true artificial intelligence.

I guess this means that eventually the spam-bots will be able to deluge every single blog out there with a ton of spam all by themselves.  This will give the humans more time to download porn; and that can’t possibly be a bad thing.

Warning:  Explicit pictures of cougars.  Anyone who is too young to be looking at such things should navigate away immediately (yeah, right; like that’s going to happen).

I started thinking about how popular our wet beaver photos are, and I figured there’s lot’s of men (and some women) out there who I’m certain would like to see pictures of hot cougars.

There’s one picture of a cougar sprawled out in the sun without a stitch of clothing on and also a picture of some cougar on cougar action.  These will get your pulse racing without a doubt.  Enjoy.