A little while back, I read the book “Hannibal Rising”; which is all about the formative years of Hannibal “The Cannibal” Lector.  At one point a teenage Hannibal is getting some culinary lessons from a French Chef.  The Chef says that the cheeks of an animal are a delicacy.  When you are carving one is supposed to be presented to the lady of the house and the other to the guest of honour.

Now for a while I wondered if this idea was, perhaps, made up by Thomas Harris.  After all we butchered our own animals when I was growing up on the farm and I had never heard of such a thing.  However, just the other day I attended a wine and food festival.  At one of the booths they had beef cheeks.  I tried one and found it to be very tasty and surprisingly tender.

Thus, I have been inspired to create a new dish for The Redneck Bar & Grill.  A 48-hr. sous-vide beaver cheek with garlic infused puree of root vegetables and a pink-peppercorn demi-glace.  Watch for it on the new menu.

If you’re anything like me (and if you’re reading this then I assume that you are); you lead a very busy life.  Between drinking six to eight Blue Beaver Beers a night, working full time down at The Redneck Bar & Grill, watching a dozen different shows on t.v. per week, plus keeping up with all of my Facebook friends’ status updates; I barely have time to go to more than one movie a week.

Fortunately I have stumbled across a solution to that.  Over on YouTube there’s a guy called Will Tribble and he has re-imagined a few popular movies in such a way that they are much shorter.  Embedded here for your viewing pleasure is, “28 Days Later, In One Minute, In One Take”.  I like how he does away with unnecessary things like character development and lengthy dialogue.  He just leaves in the essential action and just a few spoken lines.  It really quite brilliant.  I also urge you to check out, “Forrest Gump”, “Kill Bill parts 1 & 2″ and “Star Wars” all “In One Minute, In One Take”.