John was having this great dream. It started out with a night on the town, drinking Blue Beaver Beer with two hot blondes at the Redneck Bar and Grill. They played pool and Buck Hunter and drank more beer until the place shut down.
John was just getting ready to take the two blondes home with him when waves crashing on to the shore rudely pulled him back to reality. With a start he remembered the yacht trip, how they encountered the storm, and how they had abandoned ship in the middle of the night. The rest was a blur.
He was now on a tropical beach with jungle in the background. No one else could be seen. It was just like a scene out of Lost or the movie Castaway. It looked like John was going to be camping it out in paradise.
While sitting on the sand getting his bearings he noticed his hands were purple. He looked at his feet and they were purple. In a panic he opened his shirt and his chest and stomach were purple. He looked to the sky and yelled, “Oh my God! I’ve been marooned!”
hey Tim,
I guess I was too distracted thinking about the two hot blondes the first go around. Anyway, it’s good to see your unique sense of humor back at the Redneck Bar.
I read this post and then thought, what the heck? Is this the first part of a series? Where the heck is this going? Then I read it again and got it. ROTF LOL!
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Oof!
I wonder if the Lost writers ever contemplated resorting to such (bad) punnery.
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This dream reads a bit like the a pent house forum article I read sometime ago
Indeed a good humored joke.
lol, the dream seems to be awesome, i hope i could have such things in reality with me, lolz.
yeah it is always worthy to dream of wine and bar where we can sit and relax enjoying jokes and chatters.
Good one, but not as good as the ‘designated decoy’ joke.
lol, the dream seems to be awesome, i hope i could have such things in reality with me, lolz.
Wa waaaaaa
That seems like the kind of joke that my dad would absolutely love, so I don’t think that I will tell it to him because I could potentially hear it hundreds of times more in my lifetime if I did.
Hahaha that was hillarious, thanks for the laugh.
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Thank you for the funny “dream” Great story…
I wonder what that dream meant, but it was funny and scary at the same time. I have never had that kind of dream but there isn’t want which I would love to understand.