One night an RCMP officer waited a little ways away from the parking lot of the Redneck Bar and Grill to see if anyone was going to try driving home after tanking up on Blue Beaver Beer. For the longest time, only a few regulars went into the joint but no one came out at all. Around the time that things should’ve been winding down, one cowboy type wobbled out and wandered around looking for his truck. After trying the keys in three he finally located a Dodge one ton dually and got in. The officer couldn’t believe how long it took the guy to get the truck fired up. One by one, all the other regulars of the Redneck Bar and Grill cleared out. The guy was the last one in the lot when he got his truck running and started down the dirt road.
The RCMP officer pulled him over, took his registration and insurance and gave him a breathalyzer. When the guy passed with no alcohol in his system, the officer asked him what the heck was up.
“I’m the designated decoy, “ the man admitted.
lol…I guess I’m getting old…never heard of that one before!!!
Cheers
lol,.i got here first,. really good idea about the decoy…
Brilliant trick! Gonna suggest this to many, many of my buddies.
Im there with you heather I have never heard of that one either…………..getting old !
Well, this is an old joke (are there any new ones, really?) or at least I have heard it before several years back.
The difference, though, was that the designated decoy actually started driving off, got pulled over and THEN his buddies left the bar while the cop was really engaged with the decoy.
Still an enjoyable joke and a great plan.
hahahhaha like it, must remember that one, not that i would use it of course
LMAO! That was seriously funny. I’m sure your regulars would like that one.
oh snap! that’s a sweet joke, and if only all drunk people were that smart… or maybe it’s good that they aren’t!