swallowballsThis new tasty treat will save swallows everywhere. I know we will all want to go out and find a big ‘ole honkin’ armload of these like tomorrow!
If you are buying these, make sure you only buy the  vegetarian variety, which contains no actual swallow parts. No longer will swallows need be castrated and then released into the wild to die, alone and childless, just so cruel humanity can have a tasty snack with that nutty flavour we have all come to love and crave. It is up to us to support this new product.
Poachers will still be out there, killing defenseless swallows and harvesting their balls. do not support this black ball market! We need to do the right thing here folks. Are you with me?

Ernie’s cooking tips:
Use the usual recipe for swallow ball soup or for deep fried tender bits. The only difference is the swallow balls, which taste pretty much the same as the meat variety and are a tad larger. Serve with au jus or perhaps a savoury dill sauce, and white wine. Enjoy!

23 Responses to “New Green Product Saves Birds: Environmentally Sound Products To The Rescue!”

  1. Walter from Auto Insurance Comparisons says:

    I don’t know where you find these pictures, but they’re hilarious.

    I’m all for going green and renewable energy, and anything good for the environment, well…. almost anything. I have to draw the line at “swallow ball”.

    My environmentalism goes only so far. :-)

  2. Avi from mediafire search engine says:

    Usually Green and healthy Products are too expensive. I don’t know why. More people would prefer if they were to be more affordable. Consumers must know one think companies produce what people consume. Buy green things as much as possible.

  3. Matt from Roswell Foreclosures says:

    They can definitely come up with some interesting names for food/meals in other parts of the world.

  4. Keith from Norman Rockwell Art says:

    Shades of Monty Python! Those swallow balls look mighty big. Were these balls harvested from European or African swallows? Kinda gives a new meaning to the word “laden” doesn’t it?

    I do not know why any food maker would use balls to name any product. You automatically lose the male half of the population as customers just on the name.
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  5. Chuggin from Commercial Coffee Makers says:

    Swallow Balls is the perfect product name, and I would buy it! I’m gonna have to disagree with the comment above because I think that half of the male population would probably buy this just to make fun of it with their friends.

  6. Samuel Sawyer from social anxiety cures says:

    Thanks for the tip. It’s quite hard to face how many life we humans eradicate each year. We need to take measures and to solve our problems instead of letting our instincts make us eliminate everything around us.
    Thanks.

  7. monika from home foreclosure sale says:

    I don’t know a list of company names but I used some green products . I asked my local store if they could carry more green products they said if I buy them they would try. Since then lots of people have started frequenting them too and the store carries lots of green products now.

  8. jitendra from uk phone deals says:

    one should always be eco friendly and should use Eco friendly products not only to save us but others too and the post contains such product so very impressed by this.thanks for sharing.
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  9. oliviya from children sleepwalking says:

    I like the post and might have to incorporate it into my blog. People need to know how to eat right and it is not all that hard, but education is key. Thanks for the link!

  10. monika from Practice management software says:

    Hey, I stumbled on this website a few weeks ago and must say that Im very impressed with the information you’re providing. I read many of the articles on this website. Keep up the good work and good luck!

  11. Tupmom says:

    Swallow balls ? Really ? That just isn’t right… Good thing they are made for vegitarians :)
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  12. dave from polystyrenes heet says:

    what is this guy on he said an aboslute nutter!!! swallow balls i am not sure what that is but i love wallows they are great birds. infact there was a great show on the tv last week which was discussing how swallow poo is sometimes used in insualtion which we supply it ensures that its totally envirmonmentally friendly

  13. oliviya from Upper Cervical Software says:

    wish I had found this blog before today. The advices in this posts are very helpful and I surely will read the other posts of this series too.Thank you for posting this. Your Blog is Bookmarked

  14. priya from children sleepwalking says:

    i really appreciate your effort in order to save the birds and i will join this work with and definitely spread this to all my friends. keep it up

  15. jinnie from Tens unit supplies says:

    Health is a great thing for any one and it is very necessary thing that keep your self healthy and strong. I think this is a great thing to be healthy and there are lots of ways through which you can make yourself healthy. Taking a balanced diet and workout are the basic lessons.

  16. ayuo from dark orbit cheats says:

    This food looks interesting, not sure how it tastes. never eaten such a thing before =/
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  17. monika from Fat Loss Diets says:

    Health is the only thing which can give you support in any stage of your life only because you feel so energetic and young with it. There are lots of people are still not aware about their health so this is really a serious problem. WE should try to maintain our health.Thanks for your ideas.

  18. Sam from Learning Centre says:

    LOL! That’s a funny product name…nutty flavor LOL!

  19. oliviya from children sleepwalking says:

    As i often need to write with my online site a little something the same as yours somehow you’ve made a number of nicely things here. I probably did searches on to the main subject and also discovered most visitors definitely will agree for your current blog.Great post!

  20. Rob from selling manager pro says:

    ALL FOR SAVING THE PLANET, ANIMALS BIRDS ECT BUT WOULD NOT LIKE THE THOUGHT OF EATING THOSE BALLS, BUT FAVOUR THE SAVING OF SWALLOWS THOUGH!

  21. Mandy from Beading says:

    Urghhh i have just been heaving reading this, the thought is there to save swallows for sure but i really could not face eating them!!

  22. delora from find a healthy diet says:

    Thanks for this funny post and picture. It is very weird what some countries will name their food products.
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  23. phil says:

    swallow balls, man, gotta love some “engrish”

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