Hey, I hope RT and Steve can take a joke!
Steve the Trade Show Guru and RT from the Philippines are hiking in Texas in a dry, desert valley. They are quite some ways from the road and not even sure what they are doing so far from civilization. Steve kneels down to tie his shoe near some cactus, and a rattlesnake that was hiding there bites him right on the junk. That is to say, in a very delicate area.
“RT, I’ve been bit!” he yells. “I feel cold. Do something!”
“I’ll phone for help,” RT says. He quickly gets out his cell phone and calls 911. He walks a little distance away from Steve so he can concentrate on his call.
The dispatcher gets some information, lets him know paramedics will eventually arrive, and patches him through to a doctor. “You’ll never maker it to town in time, and the ambulance is too far away,” the worried doctor tells him. “You’re going to have to improvise. Now can you handle this?” When RT says he thinks he can, The doctor gives him these instructions: “I want you to strip the clothing off, make a small incision, and suck the poison out by mouth until help arrives.”
RT walks back over to Steve. “What did they say?” Steve said, in obvious pain and very distressed.
“They said you’re gonna die,” RT replied.
That’s an oldie, but goodie. Get setup, though.
HAR!
Wow, a bite in the junk is actually not that funny. Isn’t ANYone out there willing to suck out the venom???
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Hahaha I would call that a classic Texas joke! I don’t know what it is about taxes and rattlesnakes, but people absolutely love that joke
Anytime you mention junk, goodies, whatever you want to call it and the word “suck” you automatically have a great joke brewing. This is one of my favorite “you’re gonna die” jokes. My friend would die, too. Sorry, Steve.
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hey Tim,
Being a loyal Untwisted Vortex minion, I am sure that RT would not let me die… right?
Thanks for the shout out!
Steve, the one and only trade show guru
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Sorry, Steve. You would definitely die.
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In the Philippines the ambulance wouldn’t show up anyhow. Though with the large Lady Boy population someone would surely suck ….
LOL.I like humor joke.Love it.
Hahahah. What a nice and humor joke! It makes my day reading your post.Love it.More jokes.
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Surprisingly I have never heard this joke before – but it is funny as hell, what makes it is the use of the word “junk”….
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Poor guy! I would have to say that he would probably die if he was with me too!
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LOL. That was a very funny joke.
You know what? I’m going to note this down and share with a friend of mine who loves such jokes.
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I love this joke, but when I first heard it from my friends in Texas it was the rear end. Either way, hillarious.
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