A couple of days ago I wrote all I knew about this H1N1 thing that’s going around. I sort of touched on a few things I suspected about it, but I didn’t really get into that. Mostly I just stuck to the facts. Now, however some of my suspicions have been confirmed.
I was watching that documentary television show, “V” the other night and it turns out that the Visitors are putting some sort of a drug into the human flu vaccine. It’s not really clear what this drug does, but the Visitors do have a hidden agenda so I’ll bet it’s nothing good. We’ve already heard about how they’ve had sleeper agents on Earth for many years; slowly infiltrating many different political, religious and media organizations. For all we know they may have created the flu-formerly-known-as-swine, then they made the immunization and then they started the fear-mongering in order to get everyone injected with this mysterious secret drug of theirs.
Well, I’m sure not going to let them get me. I’m going to spread the word. Everyone who reads this has to tell two friends, who will in turn tell two friends, who will also tell two friends each, and so on, and so on. Of course I realize that I’m putting myself at risk by spreading these paranoid delusions cold hard facts. I could very well end up in a re-Neducation centre. If I turn around and write another post, in a couple of days, about how I was totally wrong and the V’s are our friends, then you’ll know they got to me. But so long as the message gets out it will be worth it.
You might be onto something, Ernie. I think we need to lead a raid of the H1N1 vaccine clinics and check all the workers for signs of being aliens by making a small incision just under the ear on the jawline. Who’s with me? We can just pretend we are going for shots and then BAM! In your face, aliens! Now,where did I put my insurgent gear? Maybe in the secret room….
Holy crap. My friend gave birth to a lizard the other day. THIS EXPLAINS EVERYTHING!
You better watch out because the Vs could be reading this! I absolutely love the show, and I too am even more so creeped out by how one of the lead visitors is a ghoulish looking ginger.
hey Ernie,
I decided to stop eating bacon for a while so I don’t have to worry about getting the swine flu…
Thus, I don’t need to get the shot, and don’t need to worry about anything alien in it. But thanks for the words of caution, and for keeping us informed!
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i think V is a pretty decent show, it is nice to have more aliens on tv. I think it will have some good twists.
Oooooo I like your captcha, “phosphoric acid” . Very cool.
“V” is all true, every bit of it. I keep forgetting to watch, though. I wish it wasn’t quite so campy. I can’t really take Ms. FBI Agent very seriously. Don’t know why.
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I got swine flu, it sucked!
I knew it was the aliens the whole time! Funny how most of the sheeple out there just follow the herd.
Anytime aliens are on TV, it’s a good thing. Especially when they have our best interests at heart. The planet is too overpopulated now, and the herd needs to be thinned out. It’s all for our own good. Really.
I don’t know about putting “extra” substances in the vaccine but it sure would be a good plan. I’m generally anti-vaccine too and actually I was already a little sick but I’m not sure that it was the swine flu. For some people it’s really mild, while others are out for weeks. Oh and I’ve been meaning to watch V. Sounds like it’s worth watching.
Excellent points you guys. I am against flu shots for myself. They are fine for the young kids and the elderly, but the middle range folks can handle some flu.