A little while ago we speculated that zombies might become frozen during the bitter Hoth-like winters we experience here on the Canadian prairies. I would like to take this time to further our further thoughts. I think the ultimate winter-friendly monster (if monsters can ever said to be friendly) would be something like a zombie/were-arctic-wolf/abominable snowman hybrid.
If you think about it (but not too deeply) the combination of the abominable snowman and arctic wolf parts would provide the necessary anti-freeze abilities for the zombie part which would provide the extra level of unkillableness for the creature. This zombie-snow-wolf-man would be capable of killing it’s way across the frozen tundra. And how could anyone ever destroy it? A silver bullet to the brain? That might work for the zombie and werewolf parts, but what about the abominable snowman aspect of it? Does anyone know how to kill such a thing? I guess it’s fortunate that the frozen tundra is sparsely populated. But then again if that movie “The Day After Tomorrow” came true then the zombie-snow-wolf-man would be able to spread it’s reign of terror much further. I shudder to think of it.
But you as bad as that monster would be, one could only hope that one never come face to face with a skajaquada.