I realize that’s a pretty controversial thing to say, but if you bear with me I can prove it.

In the Bible it says that God created man in His own image and gave him dominion over all the beasts of the world (or words to that effect).  So Adam was just sitting around the Garden of Eden dominating the beasts.  Then God thought maybe Adam was lonely.  Now, He could have made another guy so that Adam would have someone to talk to about his hobbies and they could have watched the lower primates playing hockey (as they still do to this day) while sitting on the couch drinking beer and eating nachos in the Garden.  Everything would have been just hunky-dorry if it had been Adam and Steve.

Instead, God created woman.  I figure that even though Adam and Eve didn’t know how to have sex yet they still must have felt something that they couldn’t quite explain.  This would lead to complications.  As we all know it was Eve who was tempted by the serpent into eating from the fruit of the Tree of Knowledge of Good and Evil.  Then she took the fruit to Adam and coerced him into eating it.  For the record; I personally have never had any respect for guys who allow their…hormones to do the thinking for them, however I have accepted the fact that it happens all the time.  So Adam didn’t think with his big head and he ate the fruit and then they were both screwed (although on the plus side they then learned how to screw).  But they got kicked out of the Garden and they had to go out into the real world where evil was everywhere.

So you see, it’s all right there in the Bible and we all know that the Bible is 100% fact.  You just have to know how to interpret the complex metaphors.  Of course some people out there might try and blame the whole thing on God.  They might say that He knew exactly what Adam and Eve would do as soon as He made them and He just let it happen.  Well, to these people I want to say; get thee behind me, I don’t want to get hurt when you’re struck by lightning.

119 Responses to “Women Are The Root of All Evil”

  1. Common guys just because Eve made a mistake doesn’t mean all women are evil. Great post I enjoyed it. Keep the posts coming!
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  2. kelly from r&d tax credits says:

    Women are the root of all evil, and this is coming from a woman! I think men would live in more peace without us. Of course, they’d be gay and some fights would break out over who had the biggest er… home… but women are so bitchy and full of hate towards each other.

  3. Scott from Self Storage Facility says:

    Oh blah, to be technical, what the Bible verse means is that the love of money is a root of all sorts (ie, many kinds) of evil. Look it up in a commentary. Anyways, it’s a funny joke.

  4. Kurt from Amidala Costume says:

    Hahaha I Love how you interpret the bible with adam and eve by using metaphors this is a very interesting post and quite hilarious lol.

  5. Don from Timeshare Broker says:

    Wife hit me with papers today. So I couldn’t agree with this post anymore than I do

  6. Sarah says:

    Our Holy text says adam and eve were tempted together by Satan. This is why islam is different because we respect both the sexes equally.

  7. Kate from Panic Away says:

    Women being referred to as the root of all evil were the women in the bible in the old testament. I strongly disagree that it applies to the women now. Men can be great sources of evil too. Our world is just so cruel nowadays.

  8. Kate from Panic Away says:

    Women being referred to as the root of all evil were the women in the bible in the old testament. I strongly disagree that it applies to the women now. Men can be great sources of evil too. Our world is just so cruel nowadays

  9. dan from Titanium Cookware says:

    LOL That was comical, i enjoyed reading that! My girlfriend is my evil, but without her I would have nothing to keep me on my toes! Adam was doing a good job, but God saw that life was probably getting boring for him, so he gave Adam some spice. Or maybe Adam and Eve were the stepping stones for the future as God planned, we all have to start somewhere. This article is great because you could go so many ways with it and have a lot of fun too!
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  10. Tanmay from beach vacations says:

    I must say the work is incredible and appreciable. keep it up. looking forward for more updates.

    Thanks
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  11. Angela from kantoormeubelen says:

    LOL, I love your Bible theory! But on the other hand, does the story above prove that the Bible states women are evil? We might be easier to tempt, I agree. Perhaps that is what the Bible meant.

  12. Daisy Benavidez from Grand Rapids Divorce Attorney says:

    I’m a female Grand Rapids divorce attorney and many would say, “a woman attorney who specializes in divorce” has got to be the epitome of evil, lol. Actually, I’m not that bad, I’m pretty cool to hang out with, like many woman out there. I get the point of the story here, but I believe most would agree… just like man’s law there are many interpretations of the bible. BTW, woman rock! lol

  13. Ashle from Inspirational Poem for Women says:

    Women play an important role in world..Women gives birth to child..Women are better manager as compared to other men..
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  14. Cal from Bigfoot The Monster Toy says:

    This was a hilarious post, Ernie, and I enjoyed reading it! Now I’m off to browse through the rest of your blog…
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  15. Ashle from Inspirational Poem For Women says:

    Women are the better manager as compared to men.Women are root of every home.The status of women in India has been subject to many great changes over the past few millennia.
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  16. Claire from High Definition says:

    Woman can both be the cause of failure or success of a man – it entirely depends on the character of the woman. I still believe in the saying ” Behind the success of a man is a woman.”
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  17. When we interpret Bible it is always good to consider the culture, context, time, etc. before coming to some inference on the basis of one particular verse. It is not fair to interpret that women are weak or women are the cause for evil, etc. Even to say that they are NOT the cause of evil itself seems to undermine them! Can we think of a universe without women?

  18. eccentric1 says:

    I agree with claire:
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    Woman can both be the cause of failure or success of a man – it entirely depends on the character of the woman. I still believe in the saying ” Behind the success of a man is a woman.”
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    I have seen women uplift the spirits and confidence of man to do well. At the same time, I have seen women drive men into deep despair. I guess some might be labeled evil, if they do this consciencly. Although, some do it without realizing the destructive nature it may bring. Personally, I think Eve was created to bring Adam moral support and companionship.

  19. Thomas Brown says:

    That is the beauty of life, god does not made us as robots, we have our free will to choose, woman is not a root of evil just like money..money isn’t root of evil but the love of money is, similarly with temptation, temptation is not evil but if you yield with it then it makes you evil. so that’s how complex life is. its a matter of choice.
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