I realize that’s a pretty controversial thing to say, but if you bear with me I can prove it.
In the Bible it says that God created man in His own image and gave him dominion over all the beasts of the world (or words to that effect). So Adam was just sitting around the Garden of Eden dominating the beasts. Then God thought maybe Adam was lonely. Now, He could have made another guy so that Adam would have someone to talk to about his hobbies and they could have watched the lower primates playing hockey (as they still do to this day) while sitting on the couch drinking beer and eating nachos in the Garden. Everything would have been just hunky-dorry if it had been Adam and Steve.
Instead, God created woman. I figure that even though Adam and Eve didn’t know how to have sex yet they still must have felt something that they couldn’t quite explain. This would lead to complications. As we all know it was Eve who was tempted by the serpent into eating from the fruit of the Tree of Knowledge of Good and Evil. Then she took the fruit to Adam and coerced him into eating it. For the record; I personally have never had any respect for guys who allow their…hormones to do the thinking for them, however I have accepted the fact that it happens all the time. So Adam didn’t think with his big head and he ate the fruit and then they were both screwed (although on the plus side they then learned how to screw). But they got kicked out of the Garden and they had to go out into the real world where evil was everywhere.
So you see, it’s all right there in the Bible and we all know that the Bible is 100% fact. You just have to know how to interpret the complex metaphors. Of course some people out there might try and blame the whole thing on God. They might say that He knew exactly what Adam and Eve would do as soon as He made them and He just let it happen. Well, to these people I want to say; get thee behind me, I don’t want to get hurt when you’re struck by lightning.
Iain…
Excellent, I’m reading this even though I can barely keep my eyes open. Superb….
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It’s just because Eve doesn’t know what was going to happen or that about. I’m sure if Adam was in Eve’s place he would also do the same thing. It’s just that Eve’s get tempted first.
Women the root of all evil… I wonder?? Not sure if that\’s true, but it seems that we can\’t life with or without them… looks like they\’ve got us right where they want us!
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Well this is certainly one way of looking at things and as you say the bible is 100 per cent fact. A great angle to cement the argument that women really are the root of all evil. However, like all things evil they lead us into temptation and the consequences can be truely disasterous!!!
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I have read Genesis over and over. I see where you are going, but it’s a 2 way street right?
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Yes. I think that life might be a lot easier for all us men if we could just reproduce with each other instead of needing a woman to perpetuate the species.
Hang on Ace – I kinda understand what you are saying but let’s not be too hasty! Women might be more like weeds rather than roots of evil. There is always space for a few weeds in the world. And think of all the fun you would miss out on.
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Women = Time + Money. Time = Money, so
Women = 2*Money.
Women = 2*sqrt(Evil) (by money = sqrt(Evil))
Thus, (Women^2)/4 = Evil.
So, Women are evil iff:
(Women^2)/4 = Women, which leads to:
Women^2 = 2*Money (By Women = 2*Money)
Women^2 – 2*Money = 0
Money(Money – 2) = 0.
So, Money = 0 or 2. It was given that Women require money, so money cannot be 0. Thus, a Women is evil iff money = 2.
So what does that say about marriage?
The WORST financial decision a man can make!
So…….DONT,NEVER,DO ANYTHING TO GET OUT OF IT,RUN !
Now this is the best advise you will ever get and you will remember these words forever. Dont forget you will never, I mean never recover to the person you are. American women are femminist DEMONS! American womens intelect is equal to a black hole that has sucked in every stupit thought ever concieved since the big bang. Im not a math major but my formula is this In America MAN + woman= STUPID !
Become an MRA … MENS RIGHTS ADVOCATE take your country back.
On the other hand, women are the ones who wear the trousers and men are weak. If Adam was a stronger man, he’d have told Eve to put down the apple, leave the damn snake alone and help him in the garden! Men are just silly.
Saying women are evil is all well and good but men are more than evil
if they want to impress women who are evil. Thats like impressing the
devil. That’s why women are the devil not just evil. Just like eve who
the devil talked through to turn adam evil, women talk to men to make
them more evil and once they’ve found the most evil man they will be
your partner 4ever because they think they can change men because they
feel guilty.
Does everyone need to analyze this in such detail? I figure that
men and women share love-hate relationship. I mean, this whole
thing was just to be a joke. I admit, it is very chauvinistic. If you
can’t look at this, say this is witty and somewhat funny, then where
is the whole point in humor. Laughing at others and laughing at
yourself are two very important things. There are just as many
jokes like these against men, and we laugh about it. Just get over
it. Stop being so prudent!
I think people would only say women are the root of all evil on the basis that all men are under the thumb of women and as such have no say in whether their actions are “evil intended” or not.
Woman is a annoying stinking creature. Trying to hide her foul and
polluting smell, she makes use of cosmetics and perfumes (all at the
cost of men). She has no love lost. Only dominance by being near and
money matters. Women will jump sides at the side of money and better
fortune. Women is a spider web. MEN BETTER WATCHOUT AND KEEP AWAYS.
USE THEM AND GET AWAY. NO INVOLVEMENT OF SENTIMENTS PLEASE.
We may be all of the above Sam but we are too tempting for you to resist. That what makes it so much fun for us women. You come across as all big and strong but all we have to do it flutter our eyelids and you melt into our hands!!!
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Hey, look at it this way, women are a reflection of the men who date them.
If you grab a handfull of salt, do not expect it to be sweet, get it.
A good looking woman is not of standard quality, it may be quantity….
the woman is the glory of the men…if men honor women they will reflect it, and our lives will be made easier
Oh come on now that’s down straight being pessimistic about us. I mean seriously do you think if God had created another MAN, than we all would be sitting in places where we sitting now? I mean seriously that just goes to show that ALL men don’t think with their head and that clearly has been portrayed over here. No further proof required I guess. Most of the men are successful because their wives are beautiful home keepers, or socialites, or entrepreneurs. We know that we can do a better job you guys, that’s why we have surpassed you in all fields of life
HAHAHA, you are totally right man!
oooh god, really liked your text!
Maybe god shouldn\’t had created the woman
but now we probably be sad with that.
“Well I think you have hit the nail on the head, there are no ways about it.
Women are responsible for all evil!
Well there is also the fact that we men are foolish enough to do things to impress them!”
Quality read! A friend of mine has a catchphrase “All women are evil” Haha
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ah, sam beat me to it. i love that proof. it’s what helped me through my math classes. and it teaches some good stuff as well.
Woman is the not the source of all evil. For the love of money is the root of all evil: which while some coveted after, they have erred from the faith, and pierced themselves through with many sorrows.
Well I really feel women are the root of evil but we men are so involved in them that we can’t even imagine a world without them. So, may them be evil they have the place of God in our worlds.
The women are really important in our lives. And people who don’t respect them just remember that even your mother is a women.
Eve didnt know what the consequences would be! She was pretty new to it all aswell! Do you honestly think two men wouldnt have been tempted anyway. They would have got pretty hungry! And we wouldnt all be here without eve would we.
Woman + Beer/Alcohol is the root of all evil.. hehe
. Joking aside I think it’s still greed for power and money as the root of all evil.
I think that is quite true a woman made me really evil. Now I did make things that I couldn’t imagine I did do now I’m really doing a lot of things just to please her even make someone suffer just to make her happy.
Ok had to read this controversial post, although I was on your site for another article, but this one caught my eyes.
Btw, I have to agree with what Paul above said:
“Hey, look at it this way, women are a reflection of the men who date them.”. Chuckle…
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Well I don’t feel that women rather Eve was responsible for the deed that happened with Adam. If Adam was that smart why did he ate the fruit….??
Saying women are evil is all well and good but men are more than evil if they want to impress women who are evil. That’s like impressing the devil. That’s why women are the devil not just evil. Just like eve who the devil talked through to turn Adam evil, women talk to men to make them more evil and once they’ve found the most evil man they will be your partner forever because they think they can change men because they feel guilty.
Funny article, I like it. But having read the Bible myself, I must disagree with the statement that women are the root of the evil. It’s all by freedom of choice. Eve chose to eat the forbidden fruit, and Adam, although he had heard from God himself, decided to eat it too against His prohibition. Eve, on the other hand, never heard that prohibition from God himself. She only heard it from Adam (at least that’s what I can grasp from that story).
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Both were responsible but because life begins with the male Adam polluted mankind.
Eve was deceived not Adam. She was designed to be a helper and not a leader over Adam and Lucifer knew exactly what he was doing in approaching her first. For women have not position but influence. Had not Adam not sinned Eve would have been escorted out of the garden and replaced with another helper or men would lead sinless lives and live forever while women would become fungible temporary helpers in need of God’s redemption or incapable of obtaining salvation.
Women are the root cause of not only evil, but also for all innovations, dedication, determination, excellence et all, hehe
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Just like eve who the devil talked through to turn Adam evil, women talk to men to make them more evil and once they’ve found the most evil man they will be your partner 4ever because they think they can change men because they feel guilty.
Neither good men nor good women are evil. Neither evil men nor evil women are good. Gender is irrelevant once we get beyond our personal distortions of our experiences. Humor, however, is always good. Lighten up.
My girlfriend spent six months cheating on me and lying about it. About as evil as they come. There are plenty of guys that do the same thing, though. We need to be responsible for our own actions, not worry about other people’s hurtful behavior.
hahaha, I laughed at the “Adam and Steve”
well … I prefer not to believe everything the Bible says, after all, is only one book that was made according to several papers by several places and found that the man rewrote.
hahaha… that was a pretty idea of not creating Eve, instead God Created anothe man like Adam to talk about hockey. And they could hunt wild boars and would be a perfect bestfriend..
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I just broke up with my girlfriend because she cheated on me with my best friend. Not only that, but when we were together, she was always trying to get me to spend more money. She was a golddigging whore. She’d have got Adam in trouble a lot quicker than Eve managed. I may be a bit bitter right now but I agree, women are the root of all evil.
Hey I have another proof for this-
The product of men and women = children
children = innocence = zero
then when;
women = evil
this means it must be:
men = good
because:
positive + negative = zero
so:
good + evil = zero
so;
men + women = children
Okay, math wizards, here is fundamental practical proof that women are evil. Saturday, the woman asks me for 20 bucks to get some groceries. She comes home with a bag of stuff, a receipt for $12.83, and two $3.00 lottery tickets. I don’t get the change. Oh, well, I think. She scratches off the tickets, and wins $96.00. She cashes the tickets in, and buys a T-shirt and a tank of gas, which leaves about $37.00 that just disappears. No further mention of my 20 bucks. Evil….they’re just Evil.