Redneck Bar & Grill

This is where we peel back the layers, and get to know the real us. You may or may not know of our previous home, Blue Beaver Beer. We drank a lot of beer and talked about various things (Ernie drank a lot more beer than I did!), but in the end we decided we needed more room. A local pub came to our attention. Situated in the world famous Horseguard Valley, this old pub was darn near a historic landmark. It was a little rundown, but nothing a little hard work wouldn’t fix. What better way to promote Blue Beaver Beer than to sell it! With the help of our friends we got the place back in business.

Let’s start with Tim :

• My passion is … the big picture
• I know too much about … They Might Be Giants
• My parents always told me … watch for cars, stop monkeying with that, put that down, get away from that, shut up, go away, go play outside, get out of here until suppertime, did you steal that, what did you do to your little brother, and some others I can’t remember
• My childhood ambition … to run a huge organization of spies that circles the globe
• My favorite memory … walking on the moon with Chewbacca
• Why I write … they give me shiny objects and candy afterwards!
• What I am reading/watching/listening to … Scientific American, Smallville & Heros, a tiny violin
• My first job … Canadian Army Reserves
• My best moment … When I stopped the sun from going supernova
• My inspiration … reality

And now, on to Ernie :

- My passion is…finding cool new t-shirts

- I know too much about…other peoples’ love lives

- My parents told me…if you’re cold put on some clothes, don’t light fires, when was your age I had to ride a horse to school, and some others I’ve chosen not to recall

- My childhood ambition…to be a frost-bitten hose-head

- My favourite memory…running on the moon of Endor with Wickett

- Why I write…to enlighten the unenlightened masses

- What am I reading/watching/listening to…Mental Floss/Firefly and The “Weird Al” Show/White Noise (they rock)

- My first job…bundling firewood

- My best moment…when I danced with the devil in the pale moonlight

- My inspiration…the voices in my head
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