“Not long ago, when there were men on the bottling lines, this sort of thing didn’t happen!”
(The first lucky duck that can name the movie that line was quoted from gets a hats off and a virtual beer basket in their gmail )
Recently my friend JD from I Do Things had her blog hacked by some loser, possibly one sporting …
The Spam-Master giggled insanely as he fed keywords into his Spametrater Deluxe program, rubbing his hands together with glee. “This time I’ll make millions. Millions! Bow down before me, innocent bloggers! I will torment you for all eternity! Ha ha ha ha ha!”
Spam is like mosquitoes. Annoying, frustrating, yet you can live with the bastards by crushing them with your …
I have had a few customers asking me, “Where’s Ernie? Who is this biker dude you have cooking in the back? Is Ernie gone for good?” And lately, I have been getting phone calls from concerned patrons who haven’t seen me lately either. Life has been more complicated for me, and less complicated for Ernie, so pull up a stump …
It is the age old problem of how to quit smoking. More and more people are turning from smoking to new habits. While this makes the anti smoking groups and petitioners extremely happy, new addictions have risen up that threaten our very way of life in North America.
Many ex-tobacco-users have turned to gum as a substitute for their problems. …
Camping means different things to different people. To some it means roughing it all the way - hiking in five miles, lean-to’s made out of branches, sleeping on the ground, eating pork n’ beans right out of the can with your fingers after you smash it open with a rock ’cause you forgot the can opener. Those people aren’t me.
We …
Thanksgiving comes to Canada a lot earlier than it does in the US. This has a lot to do with the fact that harvesting is over sooner, since it is colder up here. We have already had frost every morning for half a month, and temperatures during the day are only slightly above freezing where I live in Alberta. This …
Warning! Appetite Spoilers Ahead! If you have a weak stomach and you spew on your keyboard, don’t blame me!
Imagine you are a big, burly, smelly caveman. You just got done konking a prehistoric wildebeast or antelope type critter over the noggin with your club and dragged it back to the cave for wifey to roast over an open fire. As …
We’ve sold literally thousands of our world famous Redneck Beer Gift Baskets, and there seems to be no end in sight to how many we will be sending out. We also send them out to unsuspecting victims, I mean, people who really deserve them, as a gift for just being so cool.The next beer gift basket we send will be …
This is a pressing question for many people who are working on hho hydrogen cells. Winter is fast approaching, and still no breakthrough on how to keep our hho hydrogen generators from freezing. We need to figure this out and pronto, or we won’t be able to use our hho generators until spring thaw. So, how will keep the water …
A stereo sound system can really make or break a business like this one. After my run in with the guys selling bar sound system components on the Whitemud, I put a little thought into our stereo setup at the Redneck Bar and Grill. We pretty much went with the old stereo system that came with the joint when we …
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