Well, I finally got around to making another video. It’s another episode of “Ask Ernie”. You will notice that I used it as an opportunity to get some attention from another YouTube personality, Hot For Words. Hopefully she will respond in the near future. Enjoy.
Dear Ernie,
What are you talking about?
Curious in Condor
Dear Condorious,
I’m taking about rainbows!
Dear Ernie,
I am a former courier mistress. I was wondering if you and I could have an investment and confidant relationship. All I need is for you to assist me in claiming some funds I concealed in a metallic trunk box in a trusted company. The amount to be deposited is is $13.5 M USD. This money was supposed to be used by the President to acquire some properties in Africa. All I want from you is honesty and sincerity. All major cost including shipment charge, demuurages charges have already settled. I wait earnestly your very kind and urgent response.Thanks and God bless you. Please do not reply this mail to the email you are reading from kindly reply to below email address for personal reasons: speak2laarni@life.com. Await your response
Ms. Laarni Enriquez in Cuba
Dear Cuban-Laarni,
Despite your poor punctuation and grammar, this sounds like it couldn’t possibly be bad for me. I will make sure to send you all my banking information in order to expedite the deal.
Dear Ernie,
This is SO obviously some kind of paid post – sad really. Who’s paying you off beer guy? The Redneck? Is that it? Sad really.
Guy With Canuck All Over His Head in Canada
Dear Canuckle-Head,
I would like to state for the record that I have never accepted any sort of kick-backs for my posts. I will even submit to a full inquiry into these allegations as soon as Tim names an independent third-party advisor to set the parameters for such an inquiry. Twelve years ago I was falsely accused. I fought and won. Now it seems I have to fight again…so be it.
I have no relationship with Karlheinz Schreiber and I certainly don’t intend to become his penpal now. None of the statements in your affidavit have been proven in kangaroo court. Furthermore, I will not be providing my financial statements unless you do so first.
Dear Ernie,
Should I stay or should I go now?
The One Clashes in the U.K.
Dear Clash,
I happen to know, from past experience, that if you stay there will be trouble however, if you go there will be double. It would seem that you should pick the option that will cause you the least amount of trouble. On the other hand though, perhaps if you were to “go” far enough you just might be able to outrun the trouble. This option might cause the trouble to fall upon someone else who is not necessarily directly involved in the whole mess. Alas, I cannot really answer the question for you. All I can do is give you the following advice. You must search your heart and see if you are the kind of person who is willing to stand up to the trouble in your life; or are you the kind of person who runs away from trouble? Once you know the answer to that, then you will know if you should stay or go.
Dear Enie,
Pujos zocisiho gykma?
mi8729.sgov.sitemap17 in Fuhoir
Dear Mxyzptlk,
Okay now you people aren’t even trying anymore. At least when you ask about financing or credit cards it shows that someone once had to actually think about it and write it down. Now you just hit a bunch of random keys on the computer and send it off to a few thousand different blogs using a “bot”. I remember when people used to take pride in their spam tofu, now you just don’t even care. How am I supposed to pretend to be writing a serious answer if there’s no intelligible question? Our spam tofu detector is working overtime to keep you from smelling up the Redneck, you could at least have the courtesy to put a little effort into this.