Redneck Bar & Grill

Well, I finally got around to making another video. It’s another episode of “Ask Ernie”. You will notice that I used it as an opportunity to get some attention from another YouTube personality, Hot For Words. Hopefully she will respond in the near future. Enjoy.

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Dear Ernie,
What are you talking about?
Curious in Condor
Dear Condorious,
I’m taking about rainbows!
Dear Ernie,
I am a former courier mistress. I was wondering if you and I could have an investment and confidant relationship. All I need is for you to assist me in claiming some funds I concealed in a metallic trunk box in […]

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Dear Ernie,
     This is SO obviously some kind of paid post - sad really. Who’s paying you off beer guy? The Redneck? Is that it? Sad really.
          Guy With Canuck All Over His Head in Canada
Dear Canuckle-Head,
     I would like to state for the record that I have never accepted any sort of kick-backs for […]

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Dear Enie,
Pujos zocisiho gykma?
mi8729.sgov.sitemap17 in Fuhoir
Dear Mxyzptlk,
Okay now you people aren’t even trying anymore. At least when you ask about financing or credit cards it shows that someone once had to actually think about it and write it down. Now you just hit a bunch of random keys on the computer and send it off […]

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Dear Ernie,
Hi guys, all the best to you! Please tell me how to behave in such state – I need a very good credit ‘cause there’s a job I want so. But they won’t accept me, I’m a student. I’m going to improve credit and apply for secured credit cards. So far I visited a […]

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Okay; so recently Gerri, over at Absolutely True posted the following:
Dairy farmers have long known that adding one part bovine urine to 25 parts fresh water and two parts maple syrup will generally extend the life of a Christmas Tree by as many as five days.
To this I responded:
How long did it take dairy farmers […]

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Well, our Beer Buddy, Canuckle Head was kind enough to tag me with one of those “meme” things (my very first). As I explained to him, it would normally take me 12 weeks to answer 25 questions; but I decided to down a few Blue Beavers, charge ahead and rattle off the whole works all […]

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Dear Ernie,
     What you gon’ do with all that junk; all that junk inside your trunk?  
                  Patty with the Black Eye in Los Angeles
Dear Black-eyed P,
     Well, I do have rather a lot of junk inside my trunk right at the moment. In fact I have been feeling lately like there is too much. Some […]

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Dear Ernie,
Why is it always Big Brother and not Big Half-Brother or Big Cousin?
Hari from Down on the Corner
Dear Hari in the Corner,
This is an intriguing question. As most people know it was George Orwell who originally came up with the concept of Big Brother watching you. But why did he choose an […]

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